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I'm old Jim,,, Eyes ain't what they used to be,,,,,
If a half-blind old fart like myself can hit the pigeons even half of the time,,,
Think what a young eagle-eyed buck should be able to do with it.
A 3.5" clay pigeon is still "minute of jack-rabbit",,,
Come the revolution (or the next Red Dawn),,,
I'll still be able to feed my sorry old butt.
At least until that afore-mentioned eagle-eyed young buck,,,
Shoots me for my ammo and oh-so-fine brace of guns,,,
The brigand will probably get my Model 15 as well,,,
Curse his eagle-eyes to Hades and back!
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Never ever give an enemy the advantage of a verbal threat.
Caje: The coward dies a thousand times, the brave only once.
Kirby: That's about all it takes, ain't it?
Aarond is good,,, Aarond is wise,,, Always trust Aarond! (most of the time)
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