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Old December 5, 2006, 10:50 PM   #17
T. O'Heir
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Join Date: February 13, 2002
Location: Canada
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Took part in the summary execution of a chicken one time. Had two separated and not fed over night. One escaped when we opened the cage. They're fast those chickens. Took four of us to execute the remaining feathered dinner. Four city bozos. Me pulling the comb to stretch it's neck, two holding it still and the headsman. Anyway, after the head was off, I held it up to have a look. The chicken head blinked a couple of times then opened its mouth like it was screaming and was still.
Tasted like rattlesna....I'm kidding.
"...Do deer have gallbladders?..." No.
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