I'm sorry. I just can't resist!
"A six point came out and began eating grass from between her legs" Did you have enough quarters on you to watch?
"Every few yards, he would actually stop to stimulate himself" Did you make any "jerky" from that deer?
Again, I apologize. No one ever accused me of being very mature.
Seriously though, congratulations 4 years later!
I Love My Country, But I Fear My Government!