View Full Version : Huntin' Shootin' one-liners sought...

December 13, 2011, 12:45 PM
Things you would like to see on a mug or clothing, bumper stickers or hats etc...
Things like...
My Freezer Is A Game Preserve

Vegans taste like chicken

Salad is what my food eats

Molon Labe

So as not to fill up my PM box as I know ya'll have thought of or seen plenty, here is my email addy...

Just put "ideas" or "statement" in subject line so I open these and can look incase they are slipping into junk mail or spam by default.

[email protected]


December 13, 2011, 12:57 PM
If you can read this yell "don't shoot"

"marinated in dog slobber"

Deja vu
December 13, 2011, 12:59 PM
here in Idaho this one is popular



December 13, 2011, 01:12 PM
One I saw in a cabin while elk hunting on Afognak Island.

"Saw a nice 7 pt, took two shots but by the time I got the lid back on the bottle it was gone".

December 15, 2011, 09:08 PM
If one of these turns out to be Brent's "Mad Bluebird" picture ( http://www.madbluebird.com/ and yes the guy has made a PILE OF $ off of it over the years.....!!!)..........well.......at least he should hold a FiringLine hog roast as payoff!!

My suggestion......one based on some all to personal experences.......:

A picture of a cold day, a really cold day.....and a woman in a tree stand with her shirt off sweating and fanning herself like crazy. The caption reads..........

"Menopause, better than wool!"

December 15, 2011, 09:11 PM

December 15, 2011, 10:42 PM
Vegetables are what food eats

December 15, 2011, 11:12 PM
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

December 16, 2011, 05:02 PM
The west wasn't won on salad.


Brian Pfleuger
December 16, 2011, 05:18 PM
Here lives a hunter, with the dear of his life.

December 16, 2011, 05:26 PM
"Vegetarian: an old Indian word for 'bad hunter'."

Another one that isn't hunting related: ".45ACP. Because shooting twice is just silly." One of those "motivational" posters with a 1911 on it.

December 16, 2011, 06:39 PM
If God intended us to be vegetarians, why did He make animals taste so good?

December 17, 2011, 10:58 AM
Vegan by proxy (deer eats acorns, I eat deer)

December 17, 2011, 11:01 AM
Many of these will be used for sure...


Hunter Customs
December 18, 2011, 11:03 AM
Here's one an old duck hunter said to me in a conversation we were having about the Browning A5 shotgun.

This took place many years ago when I was buying a new A5 for duck and goose hunting.

I was talking with this older gentleman and I stated to him that I thought the A5 with a full choke barrel would be a good choice for duck and goose hunting and would reach out there and get them (this was back in the days of using lead shot).

He was an A5 shooter and here's the exact words he said to me " hell son if it killed them any further out there the meat would be spoiled by the time you retrieved it".

Best Regards
Bob Hunter

December 18, 2011, 11:07 AM
"Show me the bunny"

Hog Buster
December 18, 2011, 11:26 AM
Concerning the recoil of big bore rifles and pistols: “ It kills on one end and maims on the other.”

December 18, 2011, 11:32 AM
Happiness is a warm gut-pile !!

Be Safe !!!

December 18, 2011, 01:20 PM
The words:


printed in bold letters with a background pic. of a huge buck.

December 18, 2011, 01:46 PM
"I used to hunt deer.....until I got a one ton truck with a big grill guard, it took all the sport out of it!"

When someone says "Oh we don't believe in guns" ....lean close and whisper "they do exist!".

December 18, 2011, 11:22 PM
I all of the cute animals of the forest......with ketchup.

December 19, 2011, 02:52 AM
When someone says "Oh we don't believe in guns" ....lean close and whisper "they do exist!".

I always liked, "Being armed does not ensure that you will survive an altercation, but an armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous regularity."

December 19, 2011, 04:05 PM
Hunter 1: I'm using 30-06. What are you taking this year?
Hunter 2: I'm using a .375.
Hunter 3: Did you get a rhino tag?


Well, how dead do you want it?

December 19, 2011, 05:18 PM
Cat, the other white meat...

Vegan means "I burn the steak"......

Ask any vegetarian if they dont get hungry when they smell a good steak on the grill... most turn beat red....

Stalk it, kill it, grill it.

December 22, 2011, 09:22 AM
They call it hunting, not killing for a reason. Sure would like to see more deer today though...

December 22, 2011, 02:47 PM
Up here in the NW there was a big push to stop logging to preserve habitat for the endangered spotted owl.

I saw a logger one day in the Olympic Mountains who was wearing a hat.

"I love spotted owls.... Deep Fried!"

Turns out the owls weren't really as endangered as the tree huggers thought.

December 22, 2011, 03:06 PM
I love all of Gods little creatures,,,
There's room on my plate for all of them.


December 23, 2011, 09:26 AM
Written in normal case letters...

'Wild is where its at.'

Written below in BOLD print...


The background pic could vary from deer, turkey, bear etc. to make shirt more marketable for whatever the hunter likes to hunt.