Muzzle humor

[30cal_Fun]

Hi,

I was thinking of putting a line of text on the muzzle of my rifle just for the fun of it.
Something in the direction of B.O.H.I.C.A. or Smile - Wait for flash.
Like the pictures below.
If you have something like this on your gun or know a good line to go on my rifle, post it!
Also, what should I use to paint it on?
http://i495.photobucket.com/albums/rr319/LewisPhotoB/Lol/ATT00072.jpg
http://i495.photobucket.com/albums/rr319/LewisPhotoB/Lol/BOHICA.jpg

[Crosshair]

In relation to #2, I'd get a suppressed carbine that says, "You're getting flanked".;)

[30cal_Fun]

Nice one Crosshair!
I was thinking of "Molon Labe" (In correct Greek) or "Get Some!" on the muzzle.
Or maybe (though that would be a little extreme) "God gives absolution, I don't" on the magazine floorplate.

[varmintpopper]

"Pissonya" Lasered across a muzzle sounds pretty good.

[Bill DeShivs]

You can't paint it on and have it stay there.
Thepictured guns are laser or CNC engraved, not painted.

[30cal_Fun]

Thanks for the input guys.

I thought something like durecoat would last for some time. Still if it doesn't work I might try putting it on the magazine floorplate of a rifle. Is there another non-permanent way of putting something like that on the muzzle?