Why a Handgun is better than a woman

[DCJS Instructor]

Why a Handgun is Better Than a Woman
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1.You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

2.You can trade a .44 for two .22's.

3.You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.

4.If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.

5.Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

6.Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.

7.A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

Tom Perroni

8.Handguns function normally every day of the month.

9.A handgun won't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?"

10.A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.

11.You can have more than one handgun living in the same house without having problems.

[bestbod85]

LAUGH MY F'ing @@@ off!.... don't tell my wife i said that :rolleyes:

[Magnum Mike]

Doesnt mind if you bring a different one home everynight!

[Capt. Charlie]

Sorry guys; if this was a bunch of guys BS'ing over a few beers, or in my Department's locker room, I could see some humor here. But please bear in mind that TFL is a coed site, and while relatively mild, this is demeaning to the many female members we have here.

Out of respect for them, let's say good night to this one.

Closed.