Best ever T-Shirt / bumper messages - PRO Gun

[HS]

There's gotta be lots of good ones from the States &
our World wide audience that none of us know about.

From the movie HAPPY GILMORE

Guns DON'T KILL people .... I KILL PEOPLE ! :eek: :D ;) :rolleyes:

[jsp98m3]

USMC When it absolutely positively has to be destroyed overnight

[AndrewTB]

Keep honking im reloading.

[IZinterrogator]

The one with the picture of the Minigun that says, "GE... We bring good things to life!"

The one with the sniper that says, "If you run, you'll only die tired."

"The Second Amendment...It Ain't About Duck Huntin'"

"Sniper Saloon...The First Shot is on Us"

[HS]

B/S

Honk if you've ever heard an UZI fired from a car window :eek:

[HS]

T/S

Fed Sex When you absolutely need to get it overnight !

I know it's not gun related but I BOUGHT it & it is relevant (see up ^) :rolleyes:

[Bravo25]

B/S

"I got a shotgun for my wife. It was the best trade I ever made!"

[Evader1]

1) "Warning, Driver only carries $50 worth of ammunition"

2) "Notice, if you are found stealing here tonight, you will be found here tomorrow"

3) "Trespassers will be shot on sight, survivors will be shot again"


:p

[308Enfield]

On the back of a shirt:

Guns kill people
Pencils misspell words
Cars make people drive drunk
and
Spoons made Rosie O'Donnel fat

[Evader1]

Wait, what about what Ted Nuget said....... "If guns kill people, then mine are all deffective". He said that right????

[frag]

Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun.

Never mind the dog, beware of owner!

[Redstick]

"GUN CONTROL" is hittin' yer target!

Redstick

[jrklaus]

A man with a gun is a citizen...a man without a gun is a subject.

[Garand Guy]

On a shirt: Sniper in the bush, showing the business end of a .50 "671 grains of diplomacy"

On a bumper sticker: Snails don't have a backbone; the French eat snails; you are what you eat!

Rottweiler: Can make it to the gate in 2.8 seconds, can you?
(My brother always said he wanted to make in in 2.6, just in case that latch is a little sticky)

Bumper sticker showing Bill & Hillary, "Dual Airbags"

Army Rangers, When you care enough to send the very best! (Hooah)

[imur_huckle_berry]

Keep honking...I'm reloading

crap...someone already posted that one...ok here's one

"Horn broken, watch for finger"

[Redstick]

Well, I've got one that says: ALL IN FAVOR OF "GUN CONTROL" RAISE YOUR RIGHT HAND, and then it's got a picture of Hitler. I've tried and tried to get the pic to load and it's not too big, but I just keep gettin' "upload errors". Must be the wondurful system "upgrade", 'cause I never had no problem before. Any ideas???
Thanks,
Redstick

[JMag]

Saw a chick once with the "I have PMS and a gun...any questions?" quip...funny!

[Redstick]

How's this-un?

[theshootist61]

sign at seal base coronado ca.

THE ONLY EASY DAY WAS YESTERDAY!!!(HOOYAAA)





kevin 78-84

[Redstick]

Werkin' now so here y'all go:

[yorec]

Can't believe no one said it yet - "Molon Labe."

If they don't know what it means, they will question it - chance to do some educational work!

[Evader1]

For those of you NOT familiar with MOLON LABE here's some quick history. Enjoy!.....


Two little words. With these two words, two concepts were verbalized that have lived for nearly two and a half Millennia. They signify and characterize both the heart of the Warrior, and the indomitable spirit of mankind. From the ancient Greek, they are the reply of the Spartan General-King Leonidas to Xerxes, the Persian Emperor who came with 600,000 of the fiercest fighting troops in the world to conquer and invade little Greece, then the center and birthplace of civilization as we know it. When Xerxes offered to spare the lives of Leonidas, his 300 personal bodyguards and a handful of Thebans and others who volunteered to defend their country, if they would lay down their arms, Leonidas shouted these two words back.
Molon Labe! (mo-lone lah-veh)

They mean, “Come and get them!” They live on today as the most notable quote in military history. And so began the classic example of courage and valor in its dismissal of overwhelming superiority of numbers, wherein the heart and spirit of brave men overcame insuperable odds. Today, there lies a plaque dedicated to these heroes all at the site. It reads: “Go tell the Spartans, travelers passing by, that here, obedient to their laws we lie.”

We have adopted this defiant utterance as a battle cry in our war against oppression because it says so clearly and simply towards those who would take our arms.

It signifies our determination to not strike the first blow, but also to not stand mute and allow our loved ones, and all that we believe in and stand for, to be trampled by men who would deprive us of our God-given – or natural, if you will – rights to suit their own ends.

[GooseMn]

Thanks for explaining "Molon Labe" for me Evader1....I've been a member of this forum just 3 or so months and I didn't know what it meant.

[Evader1]

No prob Goose. I was curious myself when I first heard it.

[Ignition]

USMC : Happiness is a belt-fed weapon

[BlueTrain]

Does Evader1 know what a helot is?

[Evader1]

Bluetrain:

Helot: A slave, especially of Sparta. When the Spartans conquered the land of Messenia looking for arable land, the conquered people became "Helots". Possible uses include Helotism, Helotry. And for your enjoyment. Helot is a noun :p

Anything else I can help with?

[blackmind]

"Fear the Government that Fears Your Gun"

"Everyone should own a gun and know how to use it"

"China has gun control"

"Where has a gun law prevented crime?"

"No government is better than our government" (think about that one)

(I have the first four, and the last one I remember reading somewhere but I don't have it on a sticker.)

-blackmind

[bedula32]

My vote goes to "Fight Crime.... Shoot Back."

I grabbed one of those years ago at a gun store back when I was in college. I lived in a bad neighborhood and was about to put it on my car when a friend of mine showed up and guilted me into giving it to him. Saw him again about two weeks later and he had been pulled over by the cops three times and had his person and car rifled through since he put the sticker on. He finally put together the extremely incompetent, gestapo-esque, Sacramento Sheriff's Department nazis had concluded he must have a gun based on his bumper sticker. One of the jackbooted thugs, after an unsuccessful search, said something to the effect of, "You must be stupid to say something like that and not be able to back it up." I am sure he would have been pulled over more often but for the very high illiteracy rate amongst Sacramento cops. Way to be 'protecting' us. Yeah, thanks so much. Glad I managed to escape and make my way to America where I settled.

[HS]

If it WASN'T for GUNS you'd be talking JAPENESE NOW ! :rolleyes:

Australia... Where we USED to KICK butt, NOT KISS IT ! :mad:

Praise the Lord n' pass the ammunition :D

House sticker :

This house is protected by a Shotgun 3 days a week...

You GUESS which THREE !! :eek:

[ReconDoc242]

War never solved anything....except facism, communism, and slavery

[Webleymkv]

"Forget 911, we use .357"

picture of Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini, and Clinton "Experts agree, gun control works"

[TennesseeMedic]

1. "To hell with the dog, beware of owner!"

2. "Do you believe in life after death?" "Trespass here and find out!"

3. "Trespassers will be ventilated."

4. "God, guns and guts made America free, lets keep all three."

[Polydorus]

Guns don't kill people - Drivers with cellphones do!

[hkg3]

Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun.

I love that one. :D

[rellascout]

Korean by Birth Southern by the Grace of God.

And

If someone has a gun and is trying to kill you, it would be reasonable to shoot back with your own gun." Well known Gun Advocate The Dalai Lama

Both are on the back of my pickup truck.

[roy reali]

I have a shirt that has a jackrabbit viewed through a scope with the crosshairs between the eyes. Next to the picture it says, .22-250 Lobotomy.

The back of the shirt has the rabbits head splatting into a million pieces.

I have several shirts that I will occasionaly wear in public. I enjoy pushings some folk's buttons. This shirt I only wear to the range and such.

[Frenchwrench]

Peace through superior fire power.

[leadcounsel]

Back in Desert Storm I remember a T/S that had a picture of an Iraqi on a camel, as seen through a sniper rifle scope with crosshairs...

The words beneath said, "Smoke a camel today" as a play on words for cigarettes.

[MD_Willington]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v155/MDWillington1976/newsweekdumbasses.jpg

[10mil]

this country was made by white men with guns.

[frag]

PETA

People Eating Tasty Animals

[HoustonDavid]

"Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms ... who's bringing the chips?!!"

[theshootist61]

I'll forgive jane fonda when the jews forgive hitler

[Dwight55]

My son just brought home a couple of new ones:

Honk if you are sick of Ted Kennedy

and

(picture of Hillary) A woman's place is in the house, but not the white house

But I personally still like this one the best:

You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold dead hands.

But I am also beginning to like:

Yeah you can confiscate my gun, you just get the bullets first.

May God bless,
Dwight

[Dust_Devil]

"You're Rights Are Like Muscles - Exercise Them"
"I Am Not Armed - Please Don't Hurt Me!"
"Gun Control Isn't About Guns. It's About Control"

"Nuke Berkeley!"

[HS]

Dust you just reminded me with your post that years ago here someone actually

made SIGNS to be given to ANTIS which read
"I Am Not Armed - Please Don't Hurt Me!"
If they're against guns THAT MUCH they should be willing and PROUD
to display to the whole world their defencelessness ! :D :rolleyes:

With the instructions of window or front lawn placement.... :o

[mr00jimbo]

Yeah you can confiscate my gun, you just get the bullets first.
Damn I need a shirt that says that!

[travelinguy]

PETA People for the Eating of Tasty Animals

[Dre_sa]

i am studying radio broadcasting at college. one of our assignments was to write a commercial.
the script gave a few statistics on violent crime in this country, and ended off with 'Dont become a statistic, become a responsible fire arm owner, and defend yourself!'

tis all true, just have to wait for the grade... will let u know

[HS]

The winner is.....

Dre_sa !!

Yaaaaaa, clapping and cheering .... :D

[aaronrkelly]

Thanks for explaining "Molon Labe" for me Evader1....I've been a member of this forum just 3 or so months and I didn't know what it meant.

My leg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/aaronrkelly/legtattoo.jpg

[Doughboy18718]

"Give Blood +, Piss off a Cop"
"Body Peircing by Glock"
"i got kicked out of the boy scouts for eating a brownie"

[woodbridge]

"Vegetarian" - an ancient word meaning "lousy hunter".

[mtnboomer]

Here's some good ones :D

[HS]

Vegans.....

What vegetarians eat after being shipwrecked ! ;)

[daveisadork]

"I Am Not Armed - Please Don't Hurt Me!"
I have shirt with that on it. Has a picture of a gun covered by the "anti" symbol. I wear it because I find irony amusing :D

[boogalou1]

I have a T-shirt that says -

Alcohol, Tobacco, & Firearms

should be a convenience store....

Not a government agency.

[czc3513]

Criminals have guns, why shouldnt I?
Is it still a sniper rifle if I take the scope off it?

[overlordofwar]

Happines is holding a warm machine gun

if you can read this, our snipers can drop you

"picture of a sniper" don't run, you will only die tired

I saw those at a gun show in Wichta KS, somebody had a rack full of stickers like that but i can't remember any more right now.

[sumabich]

Actually it is "come and take them!:mad:

[sumabich]

TRT. Tyranny Response Team! Scared the livin bejivis out of the Million Morons (Brady Group for those of you who don't know during Klintons reign)Any time they showed up MMM scattered like Quail! God Lov em! Will never forget!:D

[springmom]

One of the women on the "Women and Guns" forum has this sig line:

"If guns kill people.....where are mine hiding the bodies???"

Springmom

[czc3513]

I am dangerous with my gun.
But I am silent without it.

[svtruth]

My .357 protects my honor student

[dfaugh]

"Death from Afar"

Haven't seen these for some time, thinking about having some made up..

[guntotin_fool]

not truely on subject but it worked for my wife,

a t shirt with a hand holding a gun pointed at the "reader"

"Just put the chocolate down
and walk away,
and you might
just live to see another day."

needless to say NO one ate the last chocolate bar in our house cept momma.

[Glenn E. Meyer]

I posted this on another forum. It cracked me up.

Vote for Cthulhu - why choose the lesser of two evils!