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HS
October 10, 2005, 12:35 AM
There's gotta be lots of good ones from the States &
our World wide audience that none of us know about.

From the movie HAPPY GILMORE

Guns DON'T KILL people .... I KILL PEOPLE ! :eek: :D ;) :rolleyes:

jsp98m3
October 10, 2005, 12:40 AM
USMC When it absolutely positively has to be destroyed overnight

AndrewTB
October 10, 2005, 12:55 AM
Keep honking im reloading.

IZinterrogator
October 10, 2005, 12:56 AM
The one with the picture of the Minigun that says, "GE... We bring good things to life!"

The one with the sniper that says, "If you run, you'll only die tired."

"The Second Amendment...It Ain't About Duck Huntin'"

"Sniper Saloon...The First Shot is on Us"

HS
October 10, 2005, 01:02 AM
B/S

Honk if you've ever heard an UZI fired from a car window :eek:

HS
October 10, 2005, 01:16 AM
T/S

Fed Sex When you absolutely need to get it overnight !

I know it's not gun related but I BOUGHT it & it is relevant (see up ^) :rolleyes:

Bravo25
October 10, 2005, 05:17 AM
B/S

"I got a shotgun for my wife. It was the best trade I ever made!"

Evader1
October 10, 2005, 08:10 AM
1) "Warning, Driver only carries $50 worth of ammunition"

2) "Notice, if you are found stealing here tonight, you will be found here tomorrow"

3) "Trespassers will be shot on sight, survivors will be shot again"


:p

308Enfield
October 10, 2005, 08:22 AM
On the back of a shirt:

Guns kill people
Pencils misspell words
Cars make people drive drunk
and
Spoons made Rosie O'Donnel fat

Evader1
October 10, 2005, 09:10 AM
Wait, what about what Ted Nuget said....... "If guns kill people, then mine are all deffective". He said that right????

frag
October 10, 2005, 06:15 PM
Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun.

Never mind the dog, beware of owner!

Redstick
October 10, 2005, 07:36 PM
"GUN CONTROL" is hittin' yer target!

Redstick

jrklaus
October 10, 2005, 08:18 PM
A man with a gun is a citizen...a man without a gun is a subject.

Garand Guy
October 10, 2005, 08:41 PM
On a shirt: Sniper in the bush, showing the business end of a .50 "671 grains of diplomacy"

On a bumper sticker: Snails don't have a backbone; the French eat snails; you are what you eat!

Rottweiler: Can make it to the gate in 2.8 seconds, can you?
(My brother always said he wanted to make in in 2.6, just in case that latch is a little sticky)

Bumper sticker showing Bill & Hillary, "Dual Airbags"

Army Rangers, When you care enough to send the very best! (Hooah)

imur_huckle_berry
October 10, 2005, 08:42 PM
Keep honking...I'm reloading

crap...someone already posted that one...ok here's one

"Horn broken, watch for finger"

Redstick
October 10, 2005, 08:54 PM
Well, I've got one that says: ALL IN FAVOR OF "GUN CONTROL" RAISE YOUR RIGHT HAND, and then it's got a picture of Hitler. I've tried and tried to get the pic to load and it's not too big, but I just keep gettin' "upload errors". Must be the wondurful system "upgrade", 'cause I never had no problem before. Any ideas???
Thanks,
Redstick

JMag
October 10, 2005, 09:44 PM
Saw a chick once with the "I have PMS and a gun...any questions?" quip...funny!

Redstick
October 10, 2005, 10:01 PM
How's this-un?

theshootist61
October 10, 2005, 10:02 PM
sign at seal base coronado ca.

THE ONLY EASY DAY WAS YESTERDAY!!!(HOOYAAA)





kevin 78-84

Redstick
October 10, 2005, 10:23 PM
Werkin' now so here y'all go:

yorec
October 10, 2005, 11:46 PM
Can't believe no one said it yet - "Molon Labe."

If they don't know what it means, they will question it - chance to do some educational work!

Evader1
October 11, 2005, 08:41 AM
For those of you NOT familiar with MOLON LABE here's some quick history. Enjoy!.....


Two little words. With these two words, two concepts were verbalized that have lived for nearly two and a half Millennia. They signify and characterize both the heart of the Warrior, and the indomitable spirit of mankind. From the ancient Greek, they are the reply of the Spartan General-King Leonidas to Xerxes, the Persian Emperor who came with 600,000 of the fiercest fighting troops in the world to conquer and invade little Greece, then the center and birthplace of civilization as we know it. When Xerxes offered to spare the lives of Leonidas, his 300 personal bodyguards and a handful of Thebans and others who volunteered to defend their country, if they would lay down their arms, Leonidas shouted these two words back.
Molon Labe! (mo-lone lah-veh)

They mean, “Come and get them!” They live on today as the most notable quote in military history. And so began the classic example of courage and valor in its dismissal of overwhelming superiority of numbers, wherein the heart and spirit of brave men overcame insuperable odds. Today, there lies a plaque dedicated to these heroes all at the site. It reads: “Go tell the Spartans, travelers passing by, that here, obedient to their laws we lie.”

We have adopted this defiant utterance as a battle cry in our war against oppression because it says so clearly and simply towards those who would take our arms.

It signifies our determination to not strike the first blow, but also to not stand mute and allow our loved ones, and all that we believe in and stand for, to be trampled by men who would deprive us of our God-given – or natural, if you will – rights to suit their own ends.

GooseMn
October 11, 2005, 11:25 AM
Thanks for explaining "Molon Labe" for me Evader1....I've been a member of this forum just 3 or so months and I didn't know what it meant.

Evader1
October 11, 2005, 04:14 PM
No prob Goose. I was curious myself when I first heard it.

Ignition
October 12, 2005, 01:04 AM
USMC : Happiness is a belt-fed weapon

BlueTrain
October 12, 2005, 09:16 AM
Does Evader1 know what a helot is?

Evader1
October 12, 2005, 10:00 AM
Bluetrain:

Helot: A slave, especially of Sparta. When the Spartans conquered the land of Messenia looking for arable land, the conquered people became "Helots". Possible uses include Helotism, Helotry. And for your enjoyment. Helot is a noun :p

Anything else I can help with?

blackmind
October 12, 2005, 10:15 AM
"Fear the Government that Fears Your Gun"

"Everyone should own a gun and know how to use it"

"China has gun control"

"Where has a gun law prevented crime?"

"No government is better than our government" (think about that one)

(I have the first four, and the last one I remember reading somewhere but I don't have it on a sticker.)

-blackmind

bedula32
October 12, 2005, 04:41 PM
My vote goes to "Fight Crime.... Shoot Back."

I grabbed one of those years ago at a gun store back when I was in college. I lived in a bad neighborhood and was about to put it on my car when a friend of mine showed up and guilted me into giving it to him. Saw him again about two weeks later and he had been pulled over by the cops three times and had his person and car rifled through since he put the sticker on. He finally put together the extremely incompetent, gestapo-esque, Sacramento Sheriff's Department nazis had concluded he must have a gun based on his bumper sticker. One of the jackbooted thugs, after an unsuccessful search, said something to the effect of, "You must be stupid to say something like that and not be able to back it up." I am sure he would have been pulled over more often but for the very high illiteracy rate amongst Sacramento cops. Way to be 'protecting' us. Yeah, thanks so much. Glad I managed to escape and make my way to America where I settled.

HS
October 12, 2005, 04:53 PM
If it WASN'T for GUNS you'd be talking JAPENESE NOW ! :rolleyes:

Australia... Where we USED to KICK butt, NOT KISS IT ! :mad:

Praise the Lord n' pass the ammunition :D

House sticker :

This house is protected by a Shotgun 3 days a week...

You GUESS which THREE !! :eek:

ReconDoc242
October 12, 2005, 06:27 PM
War never solved anything....except facism, communism, and slavery

Webleymkv
October 12, 2005, 07:21 PM
"Forget 911, we use .357"

picture of Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini, and Clinton "Experts agree, gun control works"

TennesseeMedic
October 12, 2005, 09:17 PM
1. "To hell with the dog, beware of owner!"

2. "Do you believe in life after death?" "Trespass here and find out!"

3. "Trespassers will be ventilated."

4. "God, guns and guts made America free, lets keep all three."

Polydorus
October 13, 2005, 06:34 AM
Guns don't kill people - Drivers with cellphones do!

hkg3
October 13, 2005, 03:27 PM
Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun.

I love that one. :D

rellascout
October 13, 2005, 03:30 PM
Korean by Birth Southern by the Grace of God.

And

If someone has a gun and is trying to kill you, it would be reasonable to shoot back with your own gun." Well known Gun Advocate The Dalai Lama

Both are on the back of my pickup truck.

roy reali
October 13, 2005, 03:37 PM
I have a shirt that has a jackrabbit viewed through a scope with the crosshairs between the eyes. Next to the picture it says, .22-250 Lobotomy.

The back of the shirt has the rabbits head splatting into a million pieces.

I have several shirts that I will occasionaly wear in public. I enjoy pushings some folk's buttons. This shirt I only wear to the range and such.

Frenchwrench
October 13, 2005, 03:39 PM
Peace through superior fire power.

leadcounsel
October 13, 2005, 03:42 PM
Back in Desert Storm I remember a T/S that had a picture of an Iraqi on a camel, as seen through a sniper rifle scope with crosshairs...

The words beneath said, "Smoke a camel today" as a play on words for cigarettes.

MD_Willington
October 13, 2005, 04:27 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v155/MDWillington1976/newsweekdumbasses.jpg

10mil
October 13, 2005, 09:25 PM
this country was made by white men with guns.

frag
October 13, 2005, 11:34 PM
PETA

People Eating Tasty Animals

HoustonDavid
October 14, 2005, 04:06 PM
"Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms ... who's bringing the chips?!!"

theshootist61
October 14, 2005, 08:21 PM
I'll forgive jane fonda when the jews forgive hitler

Dwight55
October 14, 2005, 09:23 PM
My son just brought home a couple of new ones:

Honk if you are sick of Ted Kennedy

and

(picture of Hillary) A woman's place is in the house, but not the white house

But I personally still like this one the best:

You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold dead hands.

But I am also beginning to like:

Yeah you can confiscate my gun, you just get the bullets first.

May God bless,
Dwight

Dust_Devil
October 14, 2005, 11:11 PM
"You're Rights Are Like Muscles - Exercise Them"
"I Am Not Armed - Please Don't Hurt Me!"
"Gun Control Isn't About Guns. It's About Control"

"Nuke Berkeley!"

HS
October 14, 2005, 11:36 PM
Dust you just reminded me with your post that years ago here someone actually

made SIGNS to be given to ANTIS which read
"I Am Not Armed - Please Don't Hurt Me!"
If they're against guns THAT MUCH they should be willing and PROUD
to display to the whole world their defencelessness ! :D :rolleyes:

With the instructions of window or front lawn placement.... :o

mr00jimbo
October 15, 2005, 02:41 AM
Yeah you can confiscate my gun, you just get the bullets first.
Damn I need a shirt that says that!

travelinguy
October 15, 2005, 06:06 PM
PETA People for the Eating of Tasty Animals

Dre_sa
October 16, 2005, 04:29 PM
i am studying radio broadcasting at college. one of our assignments was to write a commercial.
the script gave a few statistics on violent crime in this country, and ended off with 'Dont become a statistic, become a responsible fire arm owner, and defend yourself!'

tis all true, just have to wait for the grade... will let u know

HS
October 16, 2005, 04:32 PM
The winner is.....

Dre_sa !!

Yaaaaaa, clapping and cheering .... :D

aaronrkelly
October 17, 2005, 12:44 AM
Thanks for explaining "Molon Labe" for me Evader1....I've been a member of this forum just 3 or so months and I didn't know what it meant.

My leg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/aaronrkelly/legtattoo.jpg

Doughboy18718
October 20, 2005, 12:51 PM
"Give Blood +, Piss off a Cop"
"Body Peircing by Glock"
"i got kicked out of the boy scouts for eating a brownie"

woodbridge
October 20, 2005, 01:02 PM
"Vegetarian" - an ancient word meaning "lousy hunter".

mtnboomer
October 21, 2005, 05:55 AM
Here's some good ones :D

HS
October 21, 2005, 07:39 AM
Vegans.....

What vegetarians eat after being shipwrecked ! ;)

daveisadork
October 21, 2005, 07:50 AM
"I Am Not Armed - Please Don't Hurt Me!"
I have shirt with that on it. Has a picture of a gun covered by the "anti" symbol. I wear it because I find irony amusing :D

boogalou1
October 26, 2005, 12:27 AM
I have a T-shirt that says -

Alcohol, Tobacco, & Firearms

should be a convenience store....

Not a government agency.

czc3513
October 26, 2005, 03:37 AM
Criminals have guns, why shouldnt I?
Is it still a sniper rifle if I take the scope off it?

overlordofwar
October 26, 2005, 04:16 AM
Happines is holding a warm machine gun

if you can read this, our snipers can drop you

"picture of a sniper" don't run, you will only die tired

I saw those at a gun show in Wichta KS, somebody had a rack full of stickers like that but i can't remember any more right now.

sumabich
October 26, 2005, 07:51 PM
Actually it is "come and take them!:mad:

sumabich
October 26, 2005, 07:56 PM
TRT. Tyranny Response Team! Scared the livin bejivis out of the Million Morons (Brady Group for those of you who don't know during Klintons reign)Any time they showed up MMM scattered like Quail! God Lov em! Will never forget!:D

springmom
October 27, 2005, 03:36 PM
One of the women on the "Women and Guns" forum has this sig line:

"If guns kill people.....where are mine hiding the bodies???"

Springmom

czc3513
November 8, 2005, 05:21 AM
I am dangerous with my gun.
But I am silent without it.

svtruth
November 8, 2005, 01:37 PM
My .357 protects my honor student

dfaugh
November 9, 2005, 10:19 AM
"Death from Afar"

Haven't seen these for some time, thinking about having some made up..

guntotin_fool
November 9, 2005, 01:27 PM
not truely on subject but it worked for my wife,

a t shirt with a hand holding a gun pointed at the "reader"

"Just put the chocolate down
and walk away,
and you might
just live to see another day."

needless to say NO one ate the last chocolate bar in our house cept momma.

Glenn E. Meyer
November 9, 2005, 03:35 PM
I posted this on another forum. It cracked me up.

Vote for Cthulhu - why choose the lesser of two evils!