View Full Version : I have a confession to make. Please read.

Will Beararms
October 29, 1999, 07:45 PM
In this era of feel-good therapy and self-pity, I must confess something to all of you. I am duckaholic. Please heed the following disclaimer. WARNING: HUNTING SEASON IS APPROACHING AND DUCK HUNTING MAY CAUSE DUCKAHOLISM. TO THIS DATE, MEDICAL SCIENCE HAS PRODUCED NO KNOWN CURE BUT FINDING LOW FLYING DUCKS IN GROUPS OF 20 TO 50 WILL PROVIDE SOME RELIEF. Be careful,be very careful;lest you end up like me.

"When guns are outlawed;I will be an outlaw."

October 30, 1999, 11:24 PM
I used to be a duckaholic but I found a cure. Start hunting geese.