View Full Version : A matter of terminology

cornered rat
September 22, 1999, 11:30 AM
For all you class III folks out there, a bumper sticker idea:

"Why drop a hammer when you can drop a whole bolt"

September 22, 1999, 12:52 PM
"I don't fire warning shots.
I fire warning bursts."

I'm reminded of the guy who was [snip long buildup] backed into a corner by a murderous thug. Guy, a machinegun engineer, pulls out his "take home work" and fires a warning BURST over the thug's head, causing some $50,000 in damage to an adjacent building. Thug: "I'm not afraid of you and your f-ing machinegun"; stupid last words.

But back to bumper stickers.

"This car protected by a 12-guage pistol."

September 22, 1999, 12:55 PM
"Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a moving vehicle."

If I can't find that one, I'll make it myownself. :)

"America needs additional gun laws like a giraffe needs snow tires."
--Rabbi Mermelstein, JPFO