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HappyGunner
June 29, 2008, 09:12 PM
Retired Green Beret shoots intruder,
gets court martialed

BREVARD, TN, Jan. 19, 2008 Retired Army Green Beret
Smokey Taylor got his court martial this weekend and
came away feeling good about it. Taylor, at age 80 the
oldest member of Chapter XXXIII of the Special Forces
Association, was on trial by his peers under the
charge of 'failing to use a weapon of sufficient
caliber' in the shooting of an intruder at his home in
Knoxville, TN, in December.

The entire affair, of course, was very much tongue in
cheek. Taylor had been awakened in the early morning
hours of Dec. 17, 2007, when an intruder broke into
his home. He investigated the noises with one of his
many weapons in hand. When the intruder threatene d him
with a knife, Taylor warned him, then brought his .22
caliber pistol to bear and shot him right between the
eyes. 'That boy had the hardest head I've ever seen,'
Taylor said after his trial. 'The bullet bounced right
off.' The impact knocked the would-be thief down
momentarily. He crawled out of the room then got up
and ran out the door and down the street. Knoxville
police apprehended him a few blocks away and he now
awaits trial in the Knox County jail.

The charges against Taylor were considered to be
serious. He is a retired Special Forces Weapons
Sergeant with extensive combat experience during the
wars in Korea and Vietnam. 'Charges were brought
against him under the premise that he should have
saved the county and taxpayers the expense of a
trial,' said Chapter XXXIII President Bill Long of
Asheville. 'He could have used a .45 or .38. The .22
just wasn't big enough to get the job done.'

Taylor' s defense attorney, another retired Weapons
Sergeant, disagreed. He said Taylor had done the right
thing in choosing to arm himself with a .22. 'If he'd
used a .45 or something like that the round would have
gone right through the perp, the wall, the neighbor's
wall and possibly injured some innocent child asleep
in its bed,' he said. 'I believe the evidence shows
that Smokey Taylor exercised excellent judgment in his
choice of weapons. He did nothing wrong, and clearly
remains to this day an excellent weapons man.'

Counsel for the defense then floated a theory as to
why the bullet bounced off the perp's forehead. 'He
was victimized by old ammunition,' he said, 'just as
he was in Korea and again in Vietnam, when his units
were issued ammo left over from World War II.'

Taylor said nothing in his own defense, choosing
instead to allow his peers to debate the matter. After
the trial he said the ammunition was indeed old and
added the new information that the perp had soiled his
pants as he crawled out of the house. 'I would have
had an even worse mess to clean up if it had gone
through his forehead,' Taylor said. 'It was good for
both of us that it didn't.'

Following testimony from both sides, Taylor was
acquitted of the charges and was given a round of
applause. Meanwhile, back in Knox County, the word is
out: Don't go messing with Smokey Taylor. He just
bought a whole bunch of fresh ammo

WVfishguy
June 29, 2008, 09:50 PM
Priceless.

benzuncle
June 29, 2008, 09:59 PM
Bravo! Reading this story was a great way to end the weekend. I'll be sharing this with others...

Chui
June 29, 2008, 10:21 PM
Good for him :D and shame on the Prosecuting Attorney... :mad:

Rant Casey
June 29, 2008, 10:33 PM
You do realize this was a mock trial by his old buddies right. This article is pretty old too, but as far as I know, true. Leave it to a Green Beret to use a .22, he's lucky he didn't break into a Marines house. Just joking of course, it's always great to read a story like this.

Good for him and shame on the Prosecuting Attorney...

Chui
June 30, 2008, 01:38 AM
No,I did not realize this. It's pretty funny then. :p

chubbmann
June 30, 2008, 03:26 PM
This story was great! It could be illistrated and made into an NRA bedtime story.

seeker_two
June 30, 2008, 04:14 PM
Meanwhile, back in Knox County, the word is
out: Don't go messing with Smokey Taylor. He just
bought a whole bunch of fresh ammo

Now this should be made into a country-music song..... :cool:

cavediver27
June 30, 2008, 09:32 PM
Great story! I for one wish he had used a 45acp, it would have saved us taxpayers a ton of money for defense attorneys, prison time and future crimes he will commit when released.

TheNatureBoy
June 30, 2008, 11:56 PM
America needs more lawyers like the one Ole' Smokey had working for him:D

tshadow6
July 1, 2008, 10:51 PM
So, a .22 stopped the bad guy from causing any harm. I hope all the "my caliber is better than your caliber guys" read this post. That Green Beret deserves another medal.

Chui
July 2, 2008, 07:40 AM
So, a .22 stopped the bad guy from causing any harm. I hope all the "my caliber is better than your caliber guys" read this post. That Green Beret deserves another medal.

I think the story is a joke. Sometimes a complete MISS will stop a guy, too.. :confused:.

ckgdrums
July 2, 2008, 10:35 AM
My favorite part was where the intruder "soiled himself" as he was crawling out of the house... too funny!

IdahoG36
July 2, 2008, 10:44 AM
he's lucky he didn't break into a Marines house

Yeah. He would have been hit by a 1911 or an M-14!!:D:D

Cliff47
July 2, 2008, 11:46 AM
Enter one more in the "Severe breakdown in victim selection process" column.

It sometimes is not the size of the projectile, but the placement that does the damage.