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Old October 30, 2013, 07:51 AM   #1
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Spare the Zombies!

Everyone concerns themselves about how to put down zombies. They view them as a threat. Well, they're a gift from the creator if we know how to deal with them. We're supposed to be compassionate and the Golden Rule comes to mind.

So, what are we to do with them? Why, they are a green source of energy. Hook them up to a grist mill and have them turn a wheel & grind wheat into flour. Hook them up to a generator and have them power the lights in your house, the power for your computer and the electricity for your stereo. You don't have to feed them, provide medical care, clothing or housing (the generator shed or mill shed is the housing).

C'mon grandma! Move faster. The lights are getting dim!

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Old October 30, 2013, 10:23 AM   #2
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I could probably get a zombie to do my TFL posting.

Doesn't take much in the brains dept to post "Well, I never really liked FMJ 5.56" or "My Ruger P-95 hasn't failed me yet."
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Old October 30, 2013, 12:26 PM   #3
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You don't have to feed them, provide medical care, clothing or housing
Oh, just wait until someone calls family services on that...
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Old October 30, 2013, 01:09 PM   #4
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Kill em all and let God sort em out. It's not my job to do the judging, its my job to arrange the meeting.

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LET ME DIE IN A PILE OF BRASS ! ! !

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Old October 30, 2013, 01:45 PM   #5
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As a Zombie defense attorney, I'm here to defend Zombies.

Zombies have rights too and are covered under the Constitution, and life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness....

So lets stop discriminating against the undead.
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Old October 30, 2013, 03:37 PM   #6
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Old October 30, 2013, 08:57 PM   #7
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The golden rule???

When in doubt, reload

Personally, I think it's more humane to destroy them than to enslave them.
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Old October 30, 2013, 11:50 PM   #8
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Oh I thought meant spar as in excess/extra zombies.

I see zombies as a potential fuel source, cars heat electric generators etc. The only question is how many MPZ you'd get in a large truck.
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Old October 31, 2013, 01:39 AM   #9
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Well, you do need to 'feed' Zombies so to speak.

They would need motivation to move, but a fishing rod with a steak at the end would work.

Or a kid if he ticks you off
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Old October 31, 2013, 03:21 AM   #10
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[QUOTE][/QSo, what are we to do with them? Why, they are a green source of energy. Hook them up to a grist mill and have them turn a wheel & grind wheat into flour. Hook them up to a generator and have them power the lights in your house, the power for your computer and the electricity for your stereo. You don't have to feed them, provide medical care, clothing or housing (the generator shed or mill shed is the housing).
[QUOTE]

Well, they are a source of green (literally) energy, however, I respectfully disagree regarding health care. They are probably covered somehow by Obamacare. can you afford the required medical care plans for them????
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Old October 31, 2013, 12:10 PM   #11
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We've seen zombies being put to use in The Walking Dead -- the Governor using them as unwitting foot solders and as entertainment in the arena fights. Also, Michonne used them as camouflage. Not as productive as turning a grist wheel but you've got to start somewhere.
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Old October 31, 2013, 03:04 PM   #13
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I think Michone also used them as pack mules. Weren't they carrying her bags?

I thought that wouldn't work though. Even though she cut off their arms and jaws, they'd still be aggressive and trying to constantly get at here... they don't 'know' they can't claw and eat her.
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