Lets see your guns! - Page 2

Nine the Ranger · January 6, 2013, 03:00 PM

Why do gun owners have so many boat accidents?

rep1954 · January 6, 2013, 08:27 PM

Colt LE6920, Christmas from my wife and son.

dascottsman · January 6, 2013, 08:38 PM

Just one.....

jjyergler · January 6, 2013, 08:46 PM

by the number of people on these boards who don't get the point.

To that point, all my guns were destroyed in a house fire. My house is fine. It was actually more like a closet fire in my house. Luckily, I was able to contain the fire just to the closet.

I'd post a picture of the damage, but my camera was in the closet on top of the gun case.

Xfire68 · January 6, 2013, 08:49 PM

^^^^^^That's FUNNY^^^^^^^^^^^!

PawPaw · January 6, 2013, 08:59 PM

Mine was a canoeing accident. I had loaded my semi-autos in the canoe to go across to a deserted island so that I could enjoy them without evil gun-banners peering over my shoulder, salivating at the toys they'd soon ban.

Alas, canoes are tippy boats and when hit by a rogue wave, the canoe turned turtle, dumping my small but high-capacity collection overboard into shark-filled waters. I managed to escape with only my Zippo lighter and a half-box of Cuban cigars that I held over my head as I side-stroked to shore. When approached by a local life-guard, who loomed over me in her bikini, I learned that Cuban cigars are also banned, and we decided to burn the evidence onshore while watching the sun set over the placid, yet shark-filled waters. My erstwhile savior admitted as the sun set that she always had an affinity for Cuban cigars and semi-automatic firearms. She produced a bottle of Cognac from her rescue bag and we sipped from the bottle as we lamented the loss of the firearms.

I'll draw the curtain on this little tragedy before I regale you with the story of her removing her bikini top. This is a family-friendly forum. Almost.

mellow_c · January 7, 2013, 02:44 AM

PawPaw,
That is such a fantastic story that it must be true!

I would also like to thank 1Hobie for posting the links, especially the last one with the video. We should all be spreading those like wild fire.

Revoliver · January 7, 2013, 02:55 AM

Put a new one on lay-a-way today.

Suck it high cap magazine ban.

Dr Big Bird PhD · January 7, 2013, 03:06 AM

Picked up a couple new AR lower receivers the other day.

Ignition Override · January 7, 2013, 03:32 AM

At least some of those many guns lost in the lake, or which burned up were insured. People always insure treasured objects.

Show us the new replacements!

Anybody with over 2,400 posts has probably acquired another, or never lost them.
Kinda obvious, even to those secret agencies swarming with swarthy Bell Textron, or Aerospatiale helicopters.

If I knew how to post photos, you would see the SKS with Tech Sight, an Enfield or two, maybe the Garand. Life is too short to worry so much.

Skans · January 7, 2013, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Anybody with over 2,400 posts has probably acquired another, or never lost them.

YUCK! I don't like guns.

MB21 · January 7, 2013, 07:59 PM

Well, many of you might have seen my Windham AR and S&W 1911 in the photo contest. I am sad to report that on my voyage across the Indian Ocean, the ship capsized after pirates attacked it. Little known fact, the countries around that ocean disallow standard 30-round magazines. So naturally I only brought my ten rounders.

Unfortunately, I didn't have the means to effectively defend myself and the 200+ passengers onboard, and they used the banned but still easily available RPGs to sink the ship. 100% survival rate, luckily. But, unfortunately, all of my firearms were lost.

uradaisyifudo · January 7, 2013, 11:33 PM

My dogs ate mine, glad they're not pointers but I still duck when they head to the far corner of the back yard.

High capacity semiautomatic labradors

PatientWolf · January 8, 2013, 05:28 PM

"High capacity semiautomatic labradors"

I'm pretty sure these are specifically listed in Feinstein's proposed bill.

JWT · January 8, 2013, 06:33 PM

Guns? People on this site own guns? OMG

The Tooth Fairy took all mine.

Eghad · January 8, 2013, 10:27 PM

Never go boating with all your firearms in the boat....

Impreza · January 9, 2013, 12:56 PM

pturner67 · January 9, 2013, 01:01 PM

SR420 · January 11, 2013, 01:44 PM

SR420 · January 11, 2013, 01:46 PM

Girl with Guns

January 6, 2013, 03:00 PM	#26
Nine the Ranger Senior Member Join Date: June 22, 2012 Location: Florida Posts: 171	Why do gun owners have so many boat accidents? __________________ 'A Vote is like a Rifle; It's usefulness depends upon the character of the User.'-Theodore Roosevelt 'In a Man to Man fight, the Winner is He who has one more round in his magazine.'-Erwin Rommel

January 6, 2013, 08:46 PM	#29
jjyergler Senior Member Join Date: July 31, 2008 Posts: 294	I am continually amazed by the number of people on these boards who don't get the point. To that point, all my guns were destroyed in a house fire. My house is fine. It was actually more like a closet fire in my house. Luckily, I was able to contain the fire just to the closet. I'd post a picture of the damage, but my camera was in the closet on top of the gun case. __________________ Remington Nylon 66 .22LR - Squirrels Beware Browning BAR Safari II .270 Win - Whitetails Beware Sig Sauer P229 .40 S+W - Burglars Beware Hi Standard Supermatic Citation .22LR - Tincans Beware

January 6, 2013, 08:49 PM	#30
Xfire68 Senior Member Join Date: April 1, 2010 Location: Communist State of IL. Posts: 1,292	^^^^^^That's FUNNY^^^^^^^^^^^! __________________ NRA Life Member, SAF Member

January 6, 2013, 08:59 PM	#31
PawPaw Senior Member Join Date: December 24, 2010 Location: Central Louisiana Posts: 2,633	Mine was a canoeing accident. I had loaded my semi-autos in the canoe to go across to a deserted island so that I could enjoy them without evil gun-banners peering over my shoulder, salivating at the toys they'd soon ban. Alas, canoes are tippy boats and when hit by a rogue wave, the canoe turned turtle, dumping my small but high-capacity collection overboard into shark-filled waters. I managed to escape with only my Zippo lighter and a half-box of Cuban cigars that I held over my head as I side-stroked to shore. When approached by a local life-guard, who loomed over me in her bikini, I learned that Cuban cigars are also banned, and we decided to burn the evidence onshore while watching the sun set over the placid, yet shark-filled waters. My erstwhile savior admitted as the sun set that she always had an affinity for Cuban cigars and semi-automatic firearms. She produced a bottle of Cognac from her rescue bag and we sipped from the bottle as we lamented the loss of the firearms. I'll draw the curtain on this little tragedy before I regale you with the story of her removing her bikini top. This is a family-friendly forum. Almost. __________________ Dennis Dezendorf http://pawpawshouse.blogspot.com

January 7, 2013, 03:06 AM	#34
Dr Big Bird PhD Senior Member Join Date: October 26, 2012 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 666	Picked up a couple new AR lower receivers the other day. __________________ I told the new me, "Meet me at the bus station and hold a sign that reads: 'Today is the first day of the rest of your life.'" But the old me met me with a sign that read: "Welcome back." Who you are is not a function of where you are. -Off Minor

January 6, 2013, 08:27 PM	#27
rep1954 Senior Member Join Date: July 5, 2009 Location: Mid Western Michigan Posts: 683	Colt LE6920, Christmas from my wife and son.

January 7, 2013, 02:44 AM	#32
mellow_c Senior Member Join Date: January 7, 2008 Location: Colorado Posts: 1,041	PawPaw, That is such a fantastic story that it must be true! I would also like to thank 1Hobie for posting the links, especially the last one with the video. We should all be spreading those like wild fire.

January 7, 2013, 02:55 AM	#33
Revoliver Member Join Date: September 4, 2012 Location: USofA Posts: 66	Put a new one on lay-a-way today. Suck it high cap magazine ban.

January 7, 2013, 03:32 AM	#35
Ignition Override Senior Member Join Date: February 18, 2008 Posts: 1,552	At least some of those many guns lost in the lake, or which burned up were insured. People always insure treasured objects. Show us the new replacements! Anybody with over 2,400 posts has probably acquired another, or never lost them. Kinda obvious, even to those secret agencies swarming with swarthy Bell Textron, or Aerospatiale helicopters. If I knew how to post photos, you would see the SKS with Tech Sight, an Enfield or two, maybe the Garand. Life is too short to worry so much. Last edited by Ignition Override; January 7, 2013 at 03:41 AM.

January 7, 2013, 07:59 PM	#37
MB21 Member Join Date: November 4, 2012 Posts: 58	Well, many of you might have seen my Windham AR and S&W 1911 in the photo contest. I am sad to report that on my voyage across the Indian Ocean, the ship capsized after pirates attacked it. Little known fact, the countries around that ocean disallow standard 30-round magazines. So naturally I only brought my ten rounders. Unfortunately, I didn't have the means to effectively defend myself and the 200+ passengers onboard, and they used the banned but still easily available RPGs to sink the ship. 100% survival rate, luckily. But, unfortunately, all of my firearms were lost.

January 7, 2013, 11:33 PM	#38
uradaisyifudo Member Join Date: November 4, 2012 Location: idaho Posts: 52	My dogs ate mine, glad they're not pointers but I still duck when they head to the far corner of the back yard. High capacity semiautomatic labradors

January 8, 2013, 05:28 PM	#39
PatientWolf Senior Member Join Date: October 20, 2012 Location: NC Posts: 223	"High capacity semiautomatic labradors" I'm pretty sure these are specifically listed in Feinstein's proposed bill.

January 8, 2013, 06:33 PM	#40
JWT Senior Member Join Date: March 16, 2007 Location: Tucson, AZ Posts: 2,823	Guns? People on this site own guns? OMG The Tooth Fairy took all mine.

January 8, 2013, 10:27 PM	#41
Eghad Senior Member Join Date: May 28, 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 6,226	Never go boating with all your firearms in the boat.... __________________ Have a nice day at the range NRA Life Member

January 9, 2013, 12:56 PM	#42
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January 11, 2013, 01:44 PM	#44
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January 11, 2013, 01:46 PM	#45
SR420 Senior Member Join Date: May 12, 2005 Posts: 2,543	Girl with Guns __________________ facebook.com/M14HDW.US