Schtuff Hits the Fan Rifle

chewie146 · August 19, 2011, 05:12 PM

This isn't what you think. I thought this site was kind of funny. I'm not sure who posted it, or who the author is, but it pretty much sums up a lot of gun conversations.

Link

essohbe · August 19, 2011, 08:32 PM

HA HA! Funny and true.

Coach Z · August 19, 2011, 08:40 PM

That is fantastic. Sticky!!!!!

Hog Buster · August 19, 2011, 09:21 PM

Absolutely hilarious!.....

ShawnC · August 19, 2011, 09:23 PM

This absolutely has to be a sticky.

FrosSsT · August 19, 2011, 10:00 PM

hilarious

jrothWA · August 19, 2011, 10:04 PM

to the point! {like the rapier!}

Achilles11B · August 19, 2011, 10:24 PM

I think I just received a summary of every gun-related argument I've ever been conned in to by the local mall ninja/self-proclaimed 'expert'/diehard fanatic of one particular platform and/or cartridge. Hilarious.

hnl.flyboy · August 19, 2011, 10:29 PM

love it!!

Baba Louie · August 20, 2011, 01:35 PM

Didn't Marko Kloos write some (or most) of that stuff? Or something very similar, IIRC reading his blog...

But funny and well written none the less (whoever authored it)

Ambishot · August 20, 2011, 01:58 PM

Hilarious and accurate in depicting stereotypes! Great Post!

Dana C · August 20, 2011, 04:11 PM

Great article and is so reminisent of posts on so many gun forums. I laughed out loud at some of the caliber and weapon sections.

ShawnC · August 21, 2011, 07:13 PM

And it's all true!

Except of course, for the bad stuff about the M14...

rickyrick · August 22, 2011, 09:32 AM

the mini14 one was the best

kd7sgm · August 22, 2011, 10:04 AM

That was funny......the best part is nobody was spared on that one.

Technosavant · August 22, 2011, 11:35 AM

Absolutely hilarious, with more than a touch of truth.

Gotta love it when every ox gets gored.

K96771 · August 27, 2011, 08:30 PM

Yes, it was Marko... http://munchkinwrangler.wordpress.co...-of-holy-cows/

Redrocket9.0 · August 28, 2011, 01:28 AM

YES!!!! On the freakin button! This is getting printed and posted on every wall at work.

Stevie-Ray · August 29, 2011, 08:22 PM

My wife keeps asking WTH is so funny. Absolutely hysterical!

5whiskey · September 9, 2011, 09:33 PM

I laughed until I cried... literally. The very end was priceless!

psycho nut · September 10, 2011, 01:08 AM

I was laughing the whole times. that made my day.

Willie Lowman · September 10, 2011, 01:36 AM

Very good. I'll have to bookmark that for later reference.

sigshepardo · September 12, 2011, 10:38 PM

this one about made me fall out of my chair. "but as Jeff Cooper says about the .32, if your shoot someone with one, and they notice, they’ll probably get mad." You gotta love a well written gun sterotype page like that.

Ignition Override · September 18, 2011, 01:00 AM

If it results in less demand for Enfield #4s and#5s, all the better for so many of us.

The only thing that made me laugh even more is some of the old writing by the famous "Gecko 45" and other mall ninjas who either are Rapid Tactical Force, or are in training. Some are also masters of three martial arts.

troopcom · September 28, 2011, 11:12 PM

The best laugh I've had in a long time!!!

August 19, 2011, 05:12 PM	#1
chewie146 Senior Member Join Date: October 26, 2010 Location: New Mexico Posts: 743	Schtuff Hits the Fan Rifle This isn't what you think. I thought this site was kind of funny. I'm not sure who posted it, or who the author is, but it pretty much sums up a lot of gun conversations. Link

August 19, 2011, 08:40 PM	#3
Coach Z Senior Member Join Date: February 18, 2011 Location: CT / RI Posts: 447	That is fantastic. Sticky!!!!! __________________ Love my guns

August 19, 2011, 10:04 PM	#7
jrothWA Senior Member Join Date: November 11, 2006 Posts: 1,813	Concise and... to the point! {like the rapier!}

August 19, 2011, 10:24 PM	#8
Achilles11B Senior Member Join Date: November 18, 2010 Posts: 583	I think I just received a summary of every gun-related argument I've ever been conned in to by the local mall ninja/self-proclaimed 'expert'/diehard fanatic of one particular platform and/or cartridge. Hilarious. __________________ Good equipment will never be a substitute for good training.

August 19, 2011, 10:29 PM	#9
hnl.flyboy Senior Member Join Date: May 3, 2010 Location: Honolulu, HI Posts: 126	love it!! __________________ God gave you a mind. Your parents gave you a body. The Corps gave you a rifle. Keep them all clean.

August 19, 2011, 08:32 PM	#2
essohbe Junior member Join Date: March 22, 2009 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 817	HA HA! Funny and true.

August 19, 2011, 09:21 PM	#4
Hog Buster Senior Member Join Date: October 26, 2009 Location: Pointe Coupee, Louisana Posts: 751	Absolutely hilarious!..... __________________ Those who beat their guns into plows, will plow for those who don't.-Thomas Jefferson

August 19, 2011, 09:23 PM	#5
ShawnC Member Join Date: July 8, 2011 Location: Northern VA Posts: 31	This absolutely has to be a sticky. __________________ "There are only two times in your life when you can have too much ammo: If you are drowning or your @$$ is on fire." "There is no problem in this country that can't be fixed by cutting the part of government that caused it."

August 19, 2011, 10:00 PM	#6
FrosSsT Senior Member Join Date: July 17, 2011 Location: NJ Posts: 542	hilarious

August 20, 2011, 01:35 PM	#10
Baba Louie Senior Member Join Date: September 23, 2001 Posts: 1,437	Didn't Marko Kloos write some (or most) of that stuff? Or something very similar, IIRC reading his blog... But funny and well written none the less (whoever authored it) __________________ Youth rebels, age conserves; between them, they advance. The Marines will cease to win battles the moment either camp achieves ascendancy. – Robert Leckie, Helmet for my Pillow

August 20, 2011, 01:58 PM	#11
Ambishot Senior Member Join Date: April 29, 2011 Location: US Posts: 249	Hilarious and accurate in depicting stereotypes! Great Post!

August 20, 2011, 04:11 PM	#12
Dana C Member Join Date: October 5, 2010 Posts: 54	Great article and is so reminisent of posts on so many gun forums. I laughed out loud at some of the caliber and weapon sections.

August 21, 2011, 07:13 PM	#13
ShawnC Member Join Date: July 8, 2011 Location: Northern VA Posts: 31	And it's all true! Except of course, for the bad stuff about the M14... __________________ "There are only two times in your life when you can have too much ammo: If you are drowning or your @$$ is on fire." "There is no problem in this country that can't be fixed by cutting the part of government that caused it."

August 22, 2011, 09:32 AM	#14
rickyrick Senior Member Join Date: March 15, 2010 Location: Mesquite Jungle Desert, West Texas, USA Posts: 2,278	the mini14 one was the best __________________ *Navin R. Johnson*: "He hates these cans!!!! Stay away from the cans!!!!"

August 22, 2011, 10:04 AM	#15
kd7sgm Senior Member Join Date: August 21, 2010 Location: Rupert, Idaho Posts: 223	That was funny......the best part is nobody was spared on that one. __________________ I would like either less corruption or more opportunity to participate in it.

August 22, 2011, 11:35 AM	#16
Technosavant Senior Member Join Date: May 29, 2007 Location: St. Louis, MO area Posts: 3,650	Absolutely hilarious, with more than a touch of truth. Gotta love it when every ox gets gored.

August 27, 2011, 08:30 PM	#17
K96771 Senior Member Join Date: October 21, 2006 Location: NJ Pinelands Posts: 116	Yes, it was Marko... http://munchkinwrangler.wordpress.co...-of-holy-cows/ __________________ Tom

August 28, 2011, 01:28 AM	#18
Redrocket9.0 Junior Member Join Date: August 16, 2011 Location: Bellevue, NE Posts: 9	!!!!! YES!!!! On the freakin button! This is getting printed and posted on every wall at work. __________________ My Resume: Marine anti-tank assaultman, nuke guard on a submarine base, Designated Marksman (same as "SWAT sniper") on a CQB team (Nuke Recapture Tactics Team), 1 Iraq tour mobile patrol team member, now a Deputy Sheriff. Fullblood Sheepdog. If I die in battle, it won't be for lack of shooting back.--.308 Holes Make Lonely Souls-- Semper Fi and God Bless

August 29, 2011, 08:22 PM	#19
Stevie-Ray Senior Member Join Date: May 22, 2007 Location: Downriver area and the shores of Lake Huron Posts: 4,206	My wife keeps asking WTH is so funny. Absolutely hysterical! __________________ Stevie-Ray Join the NRA/ILA I am the weapon; my gun is a tool. It's regrettable that with some people those descriptors are reversed.

September 9, 2011, 09:33 PM	#20
5whiskey Senior Member Join Date: October 23, 2005 Location: US Posts: 1,360	I laughed until I cried... literally. The very end was priceless!

September 10, 2011, 01:08 AM	#21
psycho nut Senior Member Join Date: June 3, 2005 Location: Nebraska Posts: 468	I was laughing the whole times. that made my day. __________________ I can't spel.

September 10, 2011, 01:36 AM	#22
Willie Lowman Senior Member Join Date: March 5, 2009 Location: Uh-Hi-O Posts: 1,932	Very good. I'll have to bookmark that for later reference. __________________ "No, it's not a silencer. This little doodad is my own invention. I call it a loudener." --Sledge Hammer

September 12, 2011, 10:38 PM	#23
sigshepardo Senior Member Join Date: July 18, 2011 Location: North Eastern Indiana Posts: 118	this one about made me fall out of my chair. "but as Jeff Cooper says about the .32, if your shoot someone with one, and they notice, they’ll probably get mad." You gotta love a well written gun sterotype page like that.

September 18, 2011, 01:00 AM	#24
Ignition Override Senior Member Join Date: February 18, 2008 Posts: 1,552	If it results in less demand for Enfield #4s and#5s, all the better for so many of us. The only thing that made me laugh even more is some of the old writing by the famous "Gecko 45" and other mall ninjas who either are Rapid Tactical Force, or are in training. Some are also masters of three martial arts.

September 28, 2011, 11:12 PM	#25
troopcom Senior Member Join Date: June 24, 2011 Posts: 215	The best laugh I've had in a long time!!!