Huntin' Shootin' one-liners sought...

**hogdogs** · December 13, 2011, 01:45 PM

Things you would like to see on a mug or clothing, bumper stickers or hats etc...
Things like...
My Freezer Is A Game Preserve

Vegans taste like chicken

Salad is what my food eats

Molon Labe

So as not to fill up my PM box as I know ya'll have thought of or seen plenty, here is my email addy...

Just put "ideas" or "statement" in subject line so I open these and can look incase they are slipping into junk mail or spam by default.

hogdogs@gmail.com

Brent

rickyrick · December 13, 2011, 01:57 PM

If you can read this yell "don't shoot"

"marinated in dog slobber"

Deja vu · December 13, 2011, 01:59 PM

here in Idaho this one is popular

http://www.decalguy.com/pd-smoke-a-p...al-sticker.cfm

kraigwy · December 13, 2011, 02:12 PM

One I saw in a cabin while elk hunting on Afognak Island.

"Saw a nice 7 pt, took two shots but by the time I got the lid back on the bottle it was gone".

bswiv · December 15, 2011, 10:08 PM

If one of these turns out to be Brent's "Mad Bluebird" picture ( http://www.madbluebird.com/ and yes the guy has made a PILE OF $ off of it over the years.....!!!)..........well.......at least he should hold a FiringLine hog roast as payoff!!

My suggestion......one based on some all to personal experences.......:

A picture of a cold day, a really cold day.....and a woman in a tree stand with her shirt off sweating and fanning herself like crazy. The caption reads..........

"Menopause, better than wool!"

bswiv · December 15, 2011, 10:11 PM

COPYRIGHT!!!!!!!

cornbush · December 15, 2011, 11:42 PM

Vegetables are what food eats

Scorch · December 16, 2011, 12:12 AM

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

aarondhgraham · December 16, 2011, 06:02 PM

The west wasn't won on salad.

Aarond

**Brian Pfleuger** · December 16, 2011, 06:18 PM

Here lives a hunter, with the dear of his life.

Young.Gun.612 · December 16, 2011, 06:26 PM

"Vegetarian: an old Indian word for 'bad hunter'."

Another one that isn't hunting related: ".45ACP. Because shooting twice is just silly." One of those "motivational" posters with a 1911 on it.

Daekar · December 16, 2011, 07:39 PM

If God intended us to be vegetarians, why did He make animals taste so good?

hockea · December 17, 2011, 11:58 AM

Vegan by proxy (deer eats acorns, I eat deer)

**hogdogs** · December 17, 2011, 12:01 PM

Many of these will be used for sure...

Brent

Hunter Customs · December 18, 2011, 12:03 PM

Here's one an old duck hunter said to me in a conversation we were having about the Browning A5 shotgun.

This took place many years ago when I was buying a new A5 for duck and goose hunting.

I was talking with this older gentleman and I stated to him that I thought the A5 with a full choke barrel would be a good choice for duck and goose hunting and would reach out there and get them (this was back in the days of using lead shot).

He was an A5 shooter and here's the exact words he said to me " hell son if it killed them any further out there the meat would be spoiled by the time you retrieved it".

Best Regards
Bob Hunter
www.huntercustoms.com

Jo6pak · December 18, 2011, 12:07 PM

"Show me the bunny"

Hog Buster · December 18, 2011, 12:26 PM

Concerning the recoil of big bore rifles and pistols: “ It kills on one end and maims on the other.”

Pahoo · December 18, 2011, 12:32 PM

Happiness is a warm gut-pile !!

Be Safe !!!

shortwave · December 18, 2011, 02:20 PM

The words:

SIZE MATTERS!

printed in bold letters with a background pic. of a huge buck.

twobit · December 18, 2011, 02:46 PM

"I used to hunt deer.....until I got a one ton truck with a big grill guard, it took all the sport out of it!"

When someone says "Oh we don't believe in guns" ....lean close and whisper "they do exist!".

EdInk · December 19, 2011, 12:22 AM

I all of the cute animals of the forest......with ketchup.

Todd1700 · December 19, 2011, 03:52 AM

Quote:

When someone says "Oh we don't believe in guns" ....lean close and whisper "they do exist!".

I always liked, "Being armed does not ensure that you will survive an altercation, but an armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous regularity."

doofus47 · December 19, 2011, 05:05 PM

Hunter 1: I'm using 30-06. What are you taking this year?
Hunter 2: I'm using a .375.
Hunter 3: Did you get a rhino tag?

+++++++

Well, how dead do you want it?

markj · December 19, 2011, 06:18 PM

Cat, the other white meat...

Vegan means "I burn the steak"......

Ask any vegetarian if they dont get hungry when they smell a good steak on the grill... most turn beat red....

Stalk it, kill it, grill it.

quepasakimosabe · December 22, 2011, 10:22 AM

They call it hunting, not killing for a reason. Sure would like to see more deer today though...

December 13, 2011, 01:45 PM	#1
hogdogs Staff Join Date: October 31, 2007 Location: Western Florida panhandle Posts: 10,720	Huntin' Shootin' one-liners sought... Things you would like to see on a mug or clothing, bumper stickers or hats etc... Things like... My Freezer Is A Game Preserve Vegans taste like chicken Salad is what my food eats Molon Labe So as not to fill up my PM box as I know ya'll have thought of or seen plenty, here is my email addy... Just put "ideas" or "statement" in subject line so I open these and can look incase they are slipping into junk mail or spam by default. hogdogs@gmail.com Brent __________________ Finally have designs going up in the Hogdogs Outdoor Apparel online store. http://www.cafepress.com/hogdogsoutdoorapparel Thanks for lookin'...

December 13, 2011, 01:57 PM	#2
rickyrick Senior Member Join Date: March 15, 2010 Location: Mesquite Jungle Desert, West Texas, USA Posts: 2,280	If you can read this yell "don't shoot" "marinated in dog slobber" __________________ *Navin R. Johnson*: "He hates these cans!!!! Stay away from the cans!!!!"

December 13, 2011, 01:59 PM	#3
Deja vu Senior Member Join Date: March 14, 2010 Location: Border of Idaho & Montana Posts: 1,755	here in Idaho this one is popular http://www.decalguy.com/pd-smoke-a-p...al-sticker.cfm __________________ Shot placement is everything! I would rather take a round of 50BMG to the foot than a 22short to the base of the skull. all 21 of my guns are 45/70 govt 357 mag, 22 or 12 ga... I believe in keeping it simple

December 13, 2011, 02:12 PM	#4
kraigwy Senior Member Join Date: June 16, 2008 Location: Wyoming Posts: 8,701	One I saw in a cabin while elk hunting on Afognak Island. "Saw a nice 7 pt, took two shots but by the time I got the lid back on the bottle it was gone". __________________ Kraig Stuart CPT USAR Ret USAMU Sniper School Oct '78 Distinguished Rifle Badge 1071

December 15, 2011, 11:42 PM	#7
cornbush Senior Member Join Date: September 29, 2008 Location: The retarded place below Idaho Posts: 1,356	Vegetables are what food eats __________________ The best shot I ever made was an accident

December 15, 2011, 10:08 PM	#5
bswiv Senior Member Join Date: June 4, 2006 Posts: 1,037	If one of these turns out to be Brent's "Mad Bluebird" picture ( http://www.madbluebird.com/ and yes the guy has made a PILE OF $ off of it over the years.....!!!)..........well.......at least he should hold a FiringLine hog roast as payoff!! My suggestion......one based on some all to personal experences.......: A picture of a cold day, a really cold day.....and a woman in a tree stand with her shirt off sweating and fanning herself like crazy. The caption reads.......... "Menopause, better than wool!"

December 15, 2011, 10:11 PM	#6
bswiv Senior Member Join Date: June 4, 2006 Posts: 1,037	COPYRIGHT!!!!!!!

December 16, 2011, 12:12 AM	#8
Scorch Senior Member Join Date: February 13, 2006 Location: Washington state Posts: 11,113	If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? __________________ Never try to educate someone who resists knowledge at all costs. But what do I know? Summit Arms Services Taylor Machine

December 16, 2011, 06:02 PM	#9
aarondhgraham Senior Member Join Date: December 1, 2009 Location: Stillwater, OKlahoma Posts: 6,388	The west wasn't won on salad. Aarond __________________ Caje: The coward dies a thousand times, the brave only once. Kirby: That's about all it takes, ain't it? Combat: "A Silent Cry" Aarond is good,,, Aarond is wise,,, Always trust Aarond! (most of the time)

December 16, 2011, 06:18 PM	#10
Brian Pfleuger Staff Join Date: June 25, 2008 Location: Central, Southern NY, USA Posts: 14,670	Here lives a hunter, with the dear of his life. __________________ Still happily answering to the call-sign Peetza. --- You do not HAVE a soul. You ARE a soul. You HAVE a body. ----- He is no fool who gives what he can not keep to gain what he can not lose. -Jim Eliott, paraphrasing Philip Henry.

December 16, 2011, 06:26 PM	#11
Young.Gun.612 Senior Member Join Date: April 28, 2010 Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 387	"Vegetarian: an old Indian word for 'bad hunter'." Another one that isn't hunting related: ".45ACP. Because shooting twice is just silly." One of those "motivational" posters with a 1911 on it. Last edited by Young.Gun.612; December 16, 2011 at 06:48 PM.

December 16, 2011, 07:39 PM	#12
Daekar Senior Member Join Date: March 28, 2011 Posts: 458	If God intended us to be vegetarians, why did He make animals taste so good? __________________ "... I cannot but conclude the bulk of your [politicians] to be the most pernicious race of little odious vermin that nature ever suffered to crawl upon the surface of the earth." ~ Jonathon Swift

December 17, 2011, 11:58 AM	#13
hockea Member Join Date: November 7, 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 37	... Vegan by proxy (deer eats acorns, I eat deer)

December 17, 2011, 12:01 PM	#14
hogdogs Staff Join Date: October 31, 2007 Location: Western Florida panhandle Posts: 10,720	Many of these will be used for sure... Brent __________________ Finally have designs going up in the Hogdogs Outdoor Apparel online store. http://www.cafepress.com/hogdogsoutdoorapparel Thanks for lookin'...

December 18, 2011, 12:03 PM	#15
Hunter Customs Senior Member Join Date: March 26, 2005 Location: Osborn, Missouri Posts: 1,282	Here's one an old duck hunter said to me in a conversation we were having about the Browning A5 shotgun. This took place many years ago when I was buying a new A5 for duck and goose hunting. I was talking with this older gentleman and I stated to him that I thought the A5 with a full choke barrel would be a good choice for duck and goose hunting and would reach out there and get them (this was back in the days of using lead shot). He was an A5 shooter and here's the exact words he said to me " hell son if it killed them any further out there the meat would be spoiled by the time you retrieved it". Best Regards Bob Hunter www.huntercustoms.com

December 18, 2011, 12:07 PM	#16
Jo6pak Senior Member Join Date: August 5, 2010 Location: West Coast...of WI Posts: 1,159	"Show me the bunny" __________________ NRA Life Member, SAF contributor.

December 18, 2011, 12:26 PM	#17
Hog Buster Senior Member Join Date: October 26, 2009 Location: Pointe Coupee, Louisana Posts: 751	Concerning the recoil of big bore rifles and pistols: “ It kills on one end and maims on the other.” __________________ Those who beat their guns into plows, will plow for those who don't.-Thomas Jefferson

December 18, 2011, 12:32 PM	#18
Pahoo Senior Member Join Date: February 16, 2006 Location: IOWA Posts: 4,503	On deer !! Happiness is a warm gut-pile !! Be Safe !!! __________________ 'Fundamental truths' are easy to recognize because they are verified daily through simple observation and thus, require no testing.

December 18, 2011, 02:20 PM	#19
shortwave Senior Member Join Date: December 17, 2007 Location: SOUTHEAST, OHIO Posts: 5,014	The words: SIZE MATTERS! printed in bold letters with a background pic. of a huge buck. Last edited by shortwave; December 18, 2011 at 03:29 PM.

December 18, 2011, 02:46 PM	#20
twobit Senior Member Join Date: February 25, 2010 Location: Coyote Creak, SW Texas Posts: 486	"I used to hunt deer.....until I got a one ton truck with a big grill guard, it took all the sport out of it!" When someone says "Oh we don't believe in guns" ....lean close and whisper "they do exist!". __________________ Twobit, LEO, NRA member, Native Texan. Shooting and hunting for over 45 years!

December 19, 2011, 12:22 AM	#21
EdInk Senior Member Join Date: May 27, 2009 Posts: 3,902	I all of the cute animals of the forest......with ketchup. __________________ Sic Semper Tyrannis

December 19, 2011, 05:05 PM	#23
doofus47 Senior Member Join Date: June 9, 2010 Location: live in a in a house when i'm not in a tent Posts: 929	true lines; times 2 Hunter 1: I'm using 30-06. What are you taking this year? Hunter 2: I'm using a .375. Hunter 3: Did you get a rhino tag? +++++++ Well, how dead do you want it?

December 19, 2011, 06:18 PM	#24
markj Senior Member Join Date: October 27, 2005 Location: Crescent Iowa Posts: 2,840	Cat, the other white meat... Vegan means "I burn the steak"...... Ask any vegetarian if they dont get hungry when they smell a good steak on the grill... most turn beat red.... Stalk it, kill it, grill it.

December 22, 2011, 10:22 AM	#25
quepasakimosabe Member Join Date: October 10, 2011 Location: Camp Lejeune, NC Posts: 79	They call it hunting, not killing for a reason. Sure would like to see more deer today though... __________________ To sum it up: Somewhere there is a TRUE BELIEVER training, he will not stop in his mission, he knows only the cause. What have you done today? For your brothers at arms, friends, family, your country, yourself?