Gift Ideas

zippy13 · November 28, 2009, 03:53 AM

We've finished our Thanksgiving feasts, so it's time for Santa duties. Every year there's the same old question: What to get for the guy who has everything? Just for fun, let's see some outrageous shotgun accessory suggestions, real or imaginary, for 2009. I'll kick it off…

A 4-gauge set of fur lined reloader covers with the official PeTA seal of disapproval.

Dave McC · November 28, 2009, 12:43 PM

A modified SBS Saiga with belt feed, lazers, bayonet and Spinner Rims....

PetahW · November 28, 2009, 06:04 PM

I dunno 'bout anyone else, but I want a gun bearer - preferably a redhead.

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BigJimP · November 30, 2009, 04:00 PM

Ok guys .....
Dave is going to have to smack you guys ...I let you guys lead me astray last week ...but not this week....

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A 4-gauge set of fur lined reloader covers with the official PeTA seal of disapproval.

a gun bearer - preferably a redhead.
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On the ridiculous side: a Cashiers Check, Gift Certificate for $ 50,000 ....let me order the gun of my dreams ...( maybe 2, make it $ 75,000 ) - and I can call Krieghoff and Kolar and make up my mind.

On the realistic side: a 2nd safe ( for handguns ) / something with about 8 shelves ( 4' wide / 18" deep / 6' Tall ) - I can put handgun racks in. Something reasonable sized that will hold about 50 handguns ( no metal touching )... Leave the big safe for my Shotguns ...

RoscoeC · November 30, 2009, 06:09 PM

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I dunno 'bout anyone else, but I want a gun bearer - preferably a redhead.

Yep, and it would be a big bonus if she would say "Yes Bwana" to verbal commands. Oh, you didn't state gender did you? Somehow I picture a female....

I'm sure I'm the only one.

olddrum1 · December 1, 2009, 02:05 AM

Getting to watch RoscoeC hand his wife a shotgun and tell her he wants to be addressed as Bwana from now on. Better to wish for a good set of Nikes.

olddrum1 · December 1, 2009, 02:08 AM

Really my dream would be to take my 1 ton and trailer up to our local trap salesman and say filler up. But its back to the wife and Nikes again.

November 28, 2009, 03:53 AM	#1
zippy13 Senior Member Join Date: August 23, 2008 Location: SoCal Posts: 6,281	Gift Ideas We've finished our Thanksgiving feasts, so it's time for Santa duties. Every year there's the same old question: What to get for the guy who has everything? Just for fun, let's see some outrageous shotgun accessory suggestions, real or imaginary, for 2009. I'll kick it off… A 4-gauge set of fur lined reloader covers with the official PeTA seal of disapproval.

November 28, 2009, 12:43 PM	#2
Dave McC Staff In Memoriam Join Date: October 14, 1999 Location: Columbia, Md, USA Posts: 8,831	A modified SBS Saiga with belt feed, lazers, bayonet and Spinner Rims....

November 28, 2009, 06:04 PM	#3
PetahW Senior Member Join Date: September 19, 2008 Posts: 3,278	I dunno 'bout anyone else, but I want a gun bearer - preferably a redhead. .

November 30, 2009, 04:00 PM	#4
BigJimP Senior Member Join Date: February 23, 2005 Posts: 9,962	Ok guys ..... Dave is going to have to smack you guys ...I let you guys lead me astray last week ...but not this week.... ----------------------------------------- A 4-gauge set of fur lined reloader covers with the official PeTA seal of disapproval. a gun bearer - preferably a redhead. ------------------------------------------ On the ridiculous side: a Cashiers Check, Gift Certificate for $ 50,000 ....let me order the gun of my dreams ...( maybe 2, make it $ 75,000 ) - and I can call Krieghoff and Kolar and make up my mind. On the realistic side: a 2nd safe ( for handguns ) / something with about 8 shelves ( 4' wide / 18" deep / 6' Tall ) - I can put handgun racks in. Something reasonable sized that will hold about 50 handguns ( no metal touching )... Leave the big safe for my Shotguns ...

December 1, 2009, 02:05 AM	#6
olddrum1 Senior Member Join Date: March 23, 2008 Location: Mid Missouri Posts: 774	Getting to watch RoscoeC hand his wife a shotgun and tell her he wants to be addressed as Bwana from now on. Better to wish for a good set of Nikes.

December 1, 2009, 02:08 AM	#7
olddrum1 Senior Member Join Date: March 23, 2008 Location: Mid Missouri Posts: 774	Really my dream would be to take my 1 ton and trailer up to our local trap salesman and say filler up. But its back to the wife and Nikes again.