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Old March 6, 2000, 12:11 PM   #1
Glenn E. Meyer
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I. Because drug dealers use guns, law abiding citizens can't have them
II. Because criminals with guns may break into your house, you can't have a gun in your home
III. Because criminals may use guns to rape women, women can't have guns to use on rapists.
IV. Because young criminals may be big and strong, old people who are weak and frail are better off without guns.
V. Because carjackers with a gun or knife or brute force may try to steal your car and kill your baby, you shouldn't have a gun in your car.
VI. Because a man with a gun may try to rob your store, you can't have one to defend yourself in your store.
VII. Because the police shot a guy with a wallet, the solution is to allow them to scan anybody on the street to look for guns.
VIII. Because the NRA fights for gun rights, they are a special interest - Monks, unions and Hollywood are not.
IX. Because children are being brought up in crack houses with stolen guns, you are mandated to use a trigger lock in your house that has no crack and only has legally bought guns that went through the NICS system
X. Because you own a legal gun, you are the problem - the causes of crime and despair in the USA are trivial as compared to your inherent moral incompetence
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Old March 6, 2000, 01:07 PM   #2
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I like 'em!
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Old March 6, 2000, 01:28 PM   #3
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Mr Meyer;
Did you plagiarize them from Diane Feinstein?



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Old March 6, 2000, 02:01 PM   #4
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May I use this elsewhere? The more who read this the better! You get the credit, of course...

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Old March 7, 2000, 06:51 PM   #5
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Made them up myself from following threads.

Use them all you want. Just mention my name.

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Old March 9, 2000, 11:25 AM   #6
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Good stuff and 100% correct (acording to pres Kingon)
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Old March 10, 2000, 03:28 AM   #7
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Thank you, Glenn Meyer, I'll send it to some of my friends, too. (Maybe some 'not-so-friends', too).
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