Yet another scenario....

Gunslinger · November 8, 2000, 10:10 PM

After catching Bill in yet another act of infidelity Hillary becomes enraged. She takes up a butter knife and is holding it to his throat when you walk into the room. You are standing eight feet away and armed with the new (surplus) flame thrower you just picked up the week before. It has became obvious that all your attempts to "talk her down" are in vain.
What do you do?

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Gunslinger

Missouri; Home to ballot fraud and dead senators. We're so proud.

dragontooth73 · November 8, 2000, 10:22 PM

"Ma'am, here's some rope to hogtie him while you figure out what to do. There, don't you feel better ... Here, I know you're angry. Instead of that cheap butter knife, take a hold of this and sit down right besides him. If you put it in his face while he's tied up, it'll sure scare him. You'd like that, right?"

Step 5 yards away, draw and shoot a full clip into the fuel tank.

Ok, so I'm mean ... but damn, it sure feels good ... Herr Doktor Gunslinger, you have to do this more often

Joe Demko · November 9, 2000, 07:51 AM

Be a good witness to the stabbing. Citizen's arrest on Hillary, terminate any "escape attempts" with maximum prejudice.

David Scott · November 9, 2000, 08:57 AM

Umm, Mrs. Clinton, if you attempt to off this guy you'll be painted by the media as a homicidal psycho. We all know the "unwritten law" only applies to men, right? You'd be much better off taking him to court, getting awarded everything but his box of cigars, and maintaining the dignity of your position as Senator while he gets to be the bad guy. Every woman in America who's ever been cheated on will vote for you for the rest of her life. It's your choice -- a minimum security federal prison or the White House in four years.

LASur5r · November 9, 2000, 10:48 AM

Gunslinger,
I owe you...you got me to cough up what I was drinking when I read this....LOL

I would announce in a loud voice (for the witnesses), "Ma'am, I have been trained to take out the hostage taker when given the green light, although I have been known to miss and accidentally shoot the hostage from time to time....well, I can't be held responsible now if you force me to take the shot. I just wanted to warn you."

"Mr. Clinton, you just hold still while I stage this trigger in prepa....OOOPs!!!"

Bogie · November 9, 2000, 12:44 PM

I'd hand each of 'em a grenade, and make like a shepherd and get the flock outta dodge...

Spectre · November 9, 2000, 07:45 PM

"For that which you are about to receive, may we be truly thankful."

dragontooth73 · November 9, 2000, 07:58 PM

Amen

EnochGale · November 9, 2000, 08:33 PM

What is your group size with a flamethrower?
Mine has been rather large.

November 8, 2000, 10:10 PM	#1
Gunslinger Junior member Join Date: January 5, 1999 Location: Springfield, Missouri Posts: 2,105	After catching Bill in yet another act of infidelity Hillary becomes enraged. She takes up a butter knife and is holding it to his throat when you walk into the room. You are standing eight feet away and armed with the new (surplus) flame thrower you just picked up the week before. It has became obvious that all your attempts to "talk her down" are in vain. What do you do? ------------------ Gunslinger Missouri; Home to ballot fraud and dead senators. We're so proud.

November 8, 2000, 10:22 PM	#2
dragontooth73 Junior member Join Date: August 2, 2000 Location: Honolulu, HI, USA Posts: 210	"Ma'am, here's some rope to hogtie him while you figure out what to do. There, don't you feel better ... Here, I know you're angry. Instead of that cheap butter knife, take a hold of this and sit down right besides him. If you put it in his face while he's tied up, it'll sure scare him. You'd like that, right?" Step 5 yards away, draw and shoot a full clip into the fuel tank. Ok, so I'm mean ... but damn, it sure feels good ... Herr Doktor Gunslinger, you have to do this more often

November 9, 2000, 07:51 AM	#3
Joe Demko Senior Member Join Date: September 14, 2000 Posts: 1,143	Be a good witness to the stabbing. Citizen's arrest on Hillary, terminate any "escape attempts" with maximum prejudice.

November 9, 2000, 08:57 AM	#4
David Scott Senior Member Join Date: February 11, 2000 Posts: 2,456	Umm, Mrs. Clinton, if you attempt to off this guy you'll be painted by the media as a homicidal psycho. We all know the "unwritten law" only applies to men, right? You'd be much better off taking him to court, getting awarded everything but his box of cigars, and maintaining the dignity of your position as Senator while he gets to be the bad guy. Every woman in America who's ever been cheated on will vote for you for the rest of her life. It's your choice -- a minimum security federal prison or the White House in four years.

November 9, 2000, 10:48 AM	#5
LASur5r Junior member Join Date: July 20, 2000 Location: pasadena,california,America Posts: 542	Gunslinger, I owe you...you got me to cough up what I was drinking when I read this....LOL I would announce in a loud voice (for the witnesses), "Ma'am, I have been trained to take out the hostage taker when given the green light, although I have been known to miss and accidentally shoot the hostage from time to time....well, I can't be held responsible now if you force me to take the shot. I just wanted to warn you." "Mr. Clinton, you just hold still while I stage this trigger in prepa....OOOPs!!!"

November 9, 2000, 12:44 PM	#6
Bogie Senior Member Join Date: June 5, 2000 Location: Job hunting on the road... Posts: 3,827	I'd hand each of 'em a grenade, and make like a shepherd and get the flock outta dodge...

November 9, 2000, 07:45 PM	#7
Spectre Staff Alumnus Join Date: October 23, 1998 Location: ATL Posts: 3,277	"For that which you are about to receive, may we be truly thankful."

November 9, 2000, 07:58 PM	#8
dragontooth73 Junior member Join Date: August 2, 2000 Location: Honolulu, HI, USA Posts: 210	Amen

November 9, 2000, 08:33 PM	#9
EnochGale Senior Member Join Date: May 18, 2000 Location: southwest Posts: 823	What is your group size with a flamethrower? Mine has been rather large.