Home security sticker needed - Page 2

SycoPath · January 24, 2013, 06:24 PM

I saw a sign for sale online recently that said: "BE WARNED: Due to the current price of ammunition, I can no longer afford to fire a warning shot."

oldgunsmith · January 31, 2013, 09:45 PM

I want them to find out I'm armed when it's too late for them to do anything about it. No advance warning at all. I couldn't scam someone and sleep at night, but have no conscience about counter-scamming someone who is trying to scam me.

lcpiper · January 31, 2013, 10:03 PM

I need a sign that says ......

Quote:

My mail box is full.
My yard needs mowing.
The kennel has my dog.
My bifocal perscription is late.
I'm a true blue liberal.
I dodged the draft.
The back door is unlocked.
And I have Allstate, Come on in.

During a home invasion my place is in the master bath with my wife, she's on the phone, I am aiming my shotgun at the door to the master bedroom protecting what I value most.

I am a human Claymore Mine

Dwight55 · January 31, 2013, 10:29 PM

I figure that I'm gonna be hunkered in the master bedroom, . . .

My ominous warning will be the thunderous auditory scream of my AR safety going off, . . .

After that, . . . all bets are off, . . . and it starts with a 30 round mag

There are almost no places in my house that provide much beyond concealment, . . . and to mistake that concealment for cover, . . . uhh, . . . he won't make out too well.

Ammo is cheap, . . . drywall repair is cheap, . . . life is precious.

May God bless,
Dwight

January 24, 2013, 06:24 PM	#26
SycoPath Member Join Date: June 29, 2012 Location: Emerald City Posts: 28	I saw a sign for sale online recently that said: "BE WARNED: Due to the current price of ammunition, I can no longer afford to fire a warning shot." __________________ "Sometimes it's better to be silent and only look stupid than to say something that proves it."

January 31, 2013, 10:29 PM	#29
Dwight55 Senior Member Join Date: June 18, 2004 Location: Central Ohio Posts: 2,568	I figure that I'm gonna be hunkered in the master bedroom, . . . My ominous warning will be the thunderous auditory scream of my AR safety going off, . . . After that, . . . all bets are off, . . . and it starts with a 30 round mag There are almost no places in my house that provide much beyond concealment, . . . and to mistake that concealment for cover, . . . uhh, . . . he won't make out too well. Ammo is cheap, . . . drywall repair is cheap, . . . life is precious. May God bless, Dwight __________________ www.dwightsgunleather.com If you can breathe, . . . thank God! If you can read, . . . thank a teacher! If you are reading this in English, . . . thank a Veteran!

January 31, 2013, 09:45 PM	#27
oldgunsmith Senior Member Join Date: January 9, 2013 Posts: 278	I want them to find out I'm armed when it's too late for them to do anything about it. No advance warning at all. I couldn't scam someone and sleep at night, but have no conscience about counter-scamming someone who is trying to scam me.