Scenario: Moderator Mayhem

pdmoderator · April 19, 2002, 07:29 AM

Not really a CQC scenario, but let's see if it sticks here.

You are a moderator of the popular board, Gun Praise.* Among the hundreds of other active members is a high school student with the screen name gunny16.

One morning, you get a phone call from a reporter. Gunny16 has apparently decided that he didn't like Mondays, shot up his school, then killed himself. His parents are blaming the evil influence of the Gun Praise board for this behavior.

What next?

- pdmoderator

* Name stolen from Tamara, of course...

Joe Demko · April 19, 2002, 08:06 AM

I just wanted to praise u for the nice reference to the song "I don't like Mondays" by The Boomtown Rats and the incident that inspired it. U can borrow my nanotech enhanced flesh-eating guard weasels anytime.

MLH · April 19, 2002, 09:14 AM

Where were his parents when he was being doing this? How did they let him get a gun to go to school with? Don't they lock them up? Why did they let him look at that site if they thought it was a bad thing. It seems like parents don't want to parent anymore. They just want to B***h when their little Johnny or Jennie goes bad and blame it on everything and anything but themselves.
(through with rant

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Carry24x7 · April 19, 2002, 09:53 AM

You say, "I'm unprepared to comment prior to verifying the facts on the advice of my lawyer. Thank you and have a nice day."

Or, you say, "I got yer gunnysack RIGHT here, b****!"

Or, you say, "My lawyer has advised that you e-mail his mother at [email protected], or his father at [email protected] for comment"

Or, you say, "Heellloooo, yu call fo delibery or take-ot? What yo nubber? Heellloooo??"

C.R.Sam · April 19, 2002, 10:53 AM

No comment.

Sam

Bogie · April 19, 2002, 11:55 AM

Please hold...

foghornl · April 19, 2002, 01:31 PM

Contact my legal rep for comment "...Click!.."

coz · April 20, 2002, 10:37 AM

Will you slimy left wing reporters let me mourn the loss of my son, please!?!?

April 19, 2002, 07:29 AM	#1
pdmoderator Registration in progress Join Date: November 6, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 1,202	Scenario: Moderator Mayhem Not really a CQC scenario, but let's see if it sticks here. You are a moderator of the popular board, Gun Praise.* Among the hundreds of other active members is a high school student with the screen name gunny16. One morning, you get a phone call from a reporter. Gunny16 has apparently decided that he didn't like Mondays, shot up his school, then killed himself. His parents are blaming the evil influence of the Gun Praise board for this behavior. What next? - pdmoderator * Name stolen from Tamara, of course... __________________ Give up no state. Give up no ground.

April 19, 2002, 08:06 AM	#2
Joe Demko Senior Member Join Date: September 14, 2000 Posts: 1,143	I just wanted to praise u for the nice reference to the song "I don't like Mondays" by The Boomtown Rats and the incident that inspired it. U can borrow my nanotech enhanced flesh-eating guard weasels anytime. __________________ "No honest man needs a handgun smaller than a canned ham." Bill Ruger

April 19, 2002, 09:14 AM	#3
MLH Senior Member Join Date: April 6, 2002 Location: Louisville, Ky. Posts: 165	His Parents? Where were his parents when he was being doing this? How did they let him get a gun to go to school with? Don't they lock them up? Why did they let him look at that site if they thought it was a bad thing. It seems like parents don't want to parent anymore. They just want to B***h when their little Johnny or Jennie goes bad and blame it on everything and anything but themselves. (through with rant ) __________________ Don't ever doubt that I will shoot. Trial by 12 before carry by 6. "There is no distinctly native American criminal class, save congress." Mark Twain

April 19, 2002, 09:53 AM	#4
Carry24x7 Junior member Join Date: March 18, 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 196	What Next? You say, "I'm unprepared to comment prior to verifying the facts on the advice of my lawyer. Thank you and have a nice day." Or, you say, "I got yer gunnysack RIGHT here, b****!" Or, you say, "My lawyer has advised that you e-mail his mother at [email protected], or his father at [email protected] for comment" Or, you say, "Heellloooo, yu call fo delibery or take-ot? What yo nubber? Heellloooo??"

April 19, 2002, 11:55 AM	#6
Bogie Senior Member Join Date: June 5, 2000 Location: Job hunting on the road... Posts: 3,827	Please hold... __________________ Job hunting, but helping a friend out at www.vikingmachineusa.com - and learning the finer aspects of becoming a precision machinist. And making the world's greatest bottle openers!

April 19, 2002, 10:53 AM	#5
C.R.Sam Senior Member Join Date: October 29, 1999 Location: Dewey, AZ Posts: 12,858	No comment. Sam

April 19, 2002, 01:31 PM	#7
foghornl Senior Member Join Date: March 18, 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,354	Contact my legal rep for comment "...Click!.."

April 20, 2002, 10:37 AM	#8
coz Senior Member Join Date: October 3, 2001 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 261	Will you slimy left wing reporters let me mourn the loss of my son, please!?!? __________________ Coz "Yes officer it's loaded, wouldn't be very useful as a throwing weapon now would it?"