If they treated cars the same way they want to do with our rifles...

Zudd · April 11, 2010, 08:48 AM

So, you think you can have a muffler on that car?
Better have a tax stamp and all the paperwork.

Like having those swing up doors on your car?
That makes it too convenient and comfortable for you to get in, and we don't like that. If it makes your car more comfortable...you better get rid of it.

That gas tank is way too big.
We don't want you to be able to drive that far. 5 gallon tanks only. California cowers in terror at the mere mention of 15 gallon gas tanks. People faint in the streets, riots ensue at the very thought.

That's a nice ferrari you imported there. Now here's the list of parts you have to have that are American made in it that we decided you have to have. You can start with the engine.

That spoiler on the back? We want that gone too. We cant have a trunk thing that goes up.

those are just a few I can think of right off hand..anybody got anymore? C'mon, it'll be good for a laugh...

p99guy · April 11, 2010, 09:36 AM

EBC's ...evil black cars( Son, why do you want one of those? only gang members and terrorists drive those)

I sure hope you have a tax stamp for this smart car....because its obvious that its way under minimum lenth....things like this has no sporting purpose, they are made for one thing only, and thats kill(its) people.

Buzzcook · April 11, 2010, 12:08 PM

If cars were treated the same as guns then there would be no lemon laws and if your car didn't work it would be up to the car maker to decide whether or not they would fix it.

Al Norris · April 11, 2010, 01:58 PM

Sorry, not L&CR related.

Closed.

April 11, 2010, 08:48 AM	#1
Zudd Member Join Date: April 1, 2010 Location: Iowa Posts: 70	If they treated cars the same way they want to do with our rifles... So, you think you can have a muffler on that car? Better have a tax stamp and all the paperwork. Like having those swing up doors on your car? That makes it too convenient and comfortable for you to get in, and we don't like that. If it makes your car more comfortable...you better get rid of it. That gas tank is way too big. We don't want you to be able to drive that far. 5 gallon tanks only. California cowers in terror at the mere mention of 15 gallon gas tanks. People faint in the streets, riots ensue at the very thought. That's a nice ferrari you imported there. Now here's the list of parts you have to have that are American made in it that we decided you have to have. You can start with the engine. That spoiler on the back? We want that gone too. We cant have a trunk thing that goes up. those are just a few I can think of right off hand..anybody got anymore? C'mon, it'll be good for a laugh...

April 11, 2010, 09:36 AM	#2
p99guy Senior Member Join Date: November 4, 2004 Location: Haslet,Texas(DFW area) Posts: 1,506	EBC's ...evil black cars( Son, why do you want one of those? only gang members and terrorists drive those) I sure hope you have a tax stamp for this smart car....because its obvious that its way under minimum lenth....things like this has no sporting purpose, they are made for one thing only, and thats kill(its) people. __________________ Lighten up Francis!.....;Actor Warren Oats, in the movie "Stripes" Last edited by p99guy; April 11, 2010 at 09:44 AM.

April 11, 2010, 12:08 PM	#3
Buzzcook Senior Member Join Date: November 29, 2007 Location: Everett, WA Posts: 6,126	If cars were treated the same as guns then there would be no lemon laws and if your car didn't work it would be up to the car maker to decide whether or not they would fix it.

April 11, 2010, 01:58 PM	#4
Al Norris Moderator Emeritus Join Date: June 29, 2000 Location: Rupert, Idaho Posts: 9,660	Sorry, not L&CR related. Closed.