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Wildalaska · July 27, 2009, 10:36 PM

I was in this bar in Tibet one night when a bunch of Nazis walked in with MP40s and started blasting. I had to take cover behind an overturned table and I returned fire with my Hipower and the endless magazine. I set a fire too.

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MLeake · July 27, 2009, 10:39 PM

... your woman had to bail you out.

For a hottie, she can drink and throw a good punch, WA.

MlovedthatmoviesinceiwasinjuniorhighLeake

Hellbilly5000 · July 28, 2009, 01:57 AM

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I learned a long time ago that alcohol gives people "false courage" and tequila makes some people mean.

Best to avoid the places all together...

Run is the 2nd best option... moving targets are harder to hit.

Especially if they are a little drunk

I know from experience chasing drunks through Korea when I was an mp

1) they run faster then they think there running
2) there is no such thing as a straight line or even close to it
3)its normally easiest to pace them and wait for them to run into a telephone pole/parked car/ fence that just jumped right out in front of them

back on topic if the shtf in a bar I will go out the nearest exit no matter what kind of exit it is window firedoor back door through the kitchen

on the note of hiding behind someone I am 6'3 There aint very many people I can hide behind where my head aint above theres

meanoldman · July 28, 2009, 01:56 PM

I usually pull my wife in front of me and use her shoulder as a rest.

grymster2007 · July 28, 2009, 03:35 PM

When the shooting commences, I calmly order another drink (usually a double), sit back and watch the fun. That's why I like bars with big mirrors behind the bar... don't even need to swivel my barstool around....

.... "more pretzels please!"

markj · July 28, 2009, 03:53 PM

Years ago in my Dads bar I was bouncing, a little teeny dude was whipping rear on the pool table, a guy lost and wanted to beat his head in the teeny dude gets behind me grabbing my shirt pushing me at the big dude. I was laffing so hard at this, the big guy circling me trying to hit the teeny guy who is trying to keep me in front of him. I made em play the game over, teeny guy won again, big guy left in a huff.

Bar fights are usually over some stupid event like losing at pool. or looking at a guys lady too hard, had to break up a lot of em, next day all involved (cept me) act like they knew it too.

Never in my life seen a huge brawl like the movies tho.

Had a guy claim he "cleared" bars, but when he hit me upside my head I found he was easy to put down

never met a tough drunk yet.

pax · July 28, 2009, 04:13 PM

This thread had potential. It was a good and reasonable question.

It deteriorated into a contest to see who could be the most silly.

Closed for high noise, low signal.

pax

July 27, 2009, 10:39 PM	#27
MLeake Senior Member Join Date: November 15, 2007 Location: Outside KC, MO Posts: 10,128	Yeah, but even so... ... your woman had to bail you out. For a hottie, she can drink and throw a good punch, WA. MlovedthatmoviesinceiwasinjuniorhighLeake

July 28, 2009, 03:35 PM	#30
grymster2007 Senior Member Join Date: May 22, 2007 Location: In the oak studded hills near Napa Posts: 2,203	When the shooting commences, I calmly order another drink (usually a double), sit back and watch the fun. That's why I like bars with big mirrors behind the bar... don't even need to swivel my barstool around.... .... "more pretzels please!" __________________ grym

July 28, 2009, 04:13 PM	#32
pax Senior Member Join Date: May 16, 2000 Location: In a state of flux Posts: 7,520	This thread had potential. It was a good and reasonable question. It deteriorated into a contest to see who could be the most silly. Closed for high noise, low signal. pax __________________ Kathy Jackson My personal website: Cornered Cat

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July 27, 2009, 10:36 PM	#26
Wildalaska Junior member Join Date: November 25, 2002 Location: In my own little weird world in Anchorage, Alaska Posts: 14,172	I was in this bar in Tibet one night when a bunch of Nazis walked in with MP40s and started blasting. I had to take cover behind an overturned table and I returned fire with my Hipower and the endless magazine. I set a fire too. WildthenmyadventurescontiunedfortwomorehoursAlaska TM

July 28, 2009, 01:56 PM	#29
meanoldman Senior Member Join Date: December 14, 2000 Posts: 218	I usually pull my wife in front of me and use her shoulder as a rest.

July 28, 2009, 03:53 PM	#31
markj Senior Member Join Date: October 27, 2005 Location: Crescent Iowa Posts: 2,971	Years ago in my Dads bar I was bouncing, a little teeny dude was whipping rear on the pool table, a guy lost and wanted to beat his head in the teeny dude gets behind me grabbing my shirt pushing me at the big dude. I was laffing so hard at this, the big guy circling me trying to hit the teeny guy who is trying to keep me in front of him. I made em play the game over, teeny guy won again, big guy left in a huff. Bar fights are usually over some stupid event like losing at pool. or looking at a guys lady too hard, had to break up a lot of em, next day all involved (cept me) act like they knew it too. Never in my life seen a huge brawl like the movies tho. Had a guy claim he "cleared" bars, but when he hit me upside my head I found he was easy to put down never met a tough drunk yet.