November 21, 2002, 06:15 AM | #1 |
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Dang gun's broke!!!
Missed a pair of turkeys yesterday with my cylinder bore 12ga 870 I've hunted with my whole life, and Win gray-box 4 buck.
Excuses thusfar, in only 14 hours:
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November 21, 2002, 07:46 AM | #2 |
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They weren't turkeys after all...
They DUCKed.
Sorry.
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November 21, 2002, 07:49 AM | #3 |
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Here are some really bad ones:
"Dadgum pile of corn got in the way." "Hard to focus after that seventh beer." "They ran into my cannibas crop, and I couldn't bring myself to shoot." "I prefer to take turkeys with dynamite anyway." "Game Warden showed up, and I had to deal with him..... Want a rib?" DISCLAIMER: The above excuses are intended for comedic effect only. The author neither condones nor practices hunting in the fashion it is depicted in these excuses.
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November 21, 2002, 03:05 PM | #4 |
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"Shoulda brought my rifle!" Shotgun, revolver,etc.
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November 21, 2002, 04:28 PM | #5 |
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Well, redeemed myself today. Got a fat hen right in the same spot where I missed the previous two. Same gun, same load, only about 20 yards closer this time, and just after I woke up from a very satisfying nap in my spot.
Happy Thanksgiving to me!
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