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December 22, 2006, 02:26 AM | #1 |
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WARNING to all the Home Defense Fanatics out there...
****ATTENTION****
On the night of the 24th of December 2006, please refrain from shooting any perpetrator in your home that is a heavy set, caucasian male apprearing to be in his late 50's early 60's with facial hair and bright red and white attire. Homeowners in the colder regions of the US are cautioned against using deadly force against any intruder on this night that magically enters your home via the Fireplace. Remember: Lay off the Fat Man.
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December 22, 2006, 02:28 AM | #2 |
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'Tis to be hoped that his magic powers extend to bullet avoidance...
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December 22, 2006, 05:23 AM | #3 |
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He wears kevlar!
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December 22, 2006, 06:13 AM | #4 | |
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December 22, 2006, 06:55 AM | #5 |
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kevlar? i'll make sure to break out the 5.7x28.
don't get me wrong, i know he's not threat. but when i can legally get all the toys in the sack, why am i just gonna let him waltz out only leaving me a few? |
December 22, 2006, 08:10 AM | #6 |
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That roly-poly ba$tard has been stalkin' me. He knows when I'm sleeping, he knows when I'm awake....
I think I'd better watch out
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December 22, 2006, 08:42 AM | #7 |
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Yikes
That old man has been endangering me with second hand pipe smoke for years. He' going down.
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December 22, 2006, 08:48 AM | #8 |
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...and I always wondered how he gets down the chimney, considering there's a good fire going in the fireplace...
Maybe not Kevlar, but Nomex? |
December 22, 2006, 08:52 AM | #9 | |
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December 22, 2006, 11:59 AM | #10 |
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Maybe you've seen this before, but for those who haven't (probably requires signing up on the website to view) here's what happens when someone sees Santa and calls 911!
http://www.jibjab.com/originals/orig...jab/movieid/24 |
December 22, 2006, 05:42 PM | #11 |
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Like this
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December 22, 2006, 05:57 PM | #12 |
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it all makes sense now.
read this post. http://www.thefiringline.com/forums/...d.php?t=228757 I think there is an evil plot afoot |
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Lmao!!!!
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December 23, 2006, 10:51 AM | #14 |
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I'll give Santa a pass.
But ... if'n I get a bead on 'ol Rudolph, he's goin' up in my photo lab. |
December 23, 2006, 01:36 PM | #15 | |
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December 24, 2006, 09:23 AM | #16 |
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Santa conspiracy revealed
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December 24, 2006, 09:37 AM | #17 |
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Given that Santa only visits "Good little girls and boys" I suspect this lot of rowdies will have nothing to worry about.
Besides, rumor has it that Claus is an ex-Roman mercenary and northern barbarian. He has a gladius and knows how to use it in CQB. Advise you avoid contact. Geoff Who realized he didn't qualify for free presents years ago, but his parental units were faking it. |
December 24, 2006, 09:38 AM | #18 |
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A terrifying threat for an atheist.
For an atheist this is a terrifying home invasion scenario.
Tonight, I'll carry my AUG, my coach gun and two of my Glocks to protect my family from this missionary invasion! Maybe also some garlic and wooden stakes also help. You'll never know. Or was that another scenario?
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December 24, 2006, 03:46 PM | #21 |
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got no chimney, listen for the back door. look before shoot
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