Just how senior is "Senior"? - Page 2

**Mike Irwin** · July 14, 2002, 09:33 PM

what?

WHAT???!!!

You think we're put here for your amusement, Calamity Jane?

Jesus!

Is that all you... (hold on while I balance this stick on a plate, which CR Sam will shoot, while blindfolded)... think we're here to do?

Calamity Jane · July 14, 2002, 10:19 PM

Hee hee, I plead the Fifth!

(and I bet Sam really can shoot like a son-of-a-gun!)

LawDog · July 14, 2002, 10:42 PM

Actually, Mal, several noted scholars from the Smithsonian Institution have recently cast doubt upon whether that particular verse is actually part of the fabled Samhotep Inscriptions.

Famed Egyptian archaelogist Thpageti Thoth stands firm by his assertation that this particular verse is not a genuine Samhotep Inscription.

"Look at this," Thoth sputtered at a recent press conference, "It's two lines long! No one has ever found a genuine Samhotep Inscription longer than one line!"

LawDog

**Mike Irwin** · July 14, 2002, 11:41 PM

""It's two lines long! No one has ever found a genuine Samhotep Inscription longer than one line!""

OH HOLY ****!

BBBBWWWWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Sam's now not just an antiquity, he's a FORGED antiquity!

**Mal H** · July 15, 2002, 12:13 AM

My Gawd, LawDog, I did not know that! Although I probably should have guessed it was a fake since the original Samhotep scribings never used any red ink. It was too hard to produce in that era.

This only goes to prove that the old axiom is true:

What's Thoth for the goose is Thoth for the gander.

**Mike Irwin** · July 15, 2002, 02:02 AM

CR Sam, the only man who can order dinner for six in just three words... Bring. Food. Now.

RWK · July 15, 2002, 08:54 AM

On vacation, and unable to log on frequently.

Wonderful post -- and I didn't know the S&W's managerial problems went quite that far back.

Quartus · July 15, 2002, 06:29 PM

Quote:

CR Sam, the only man who can order dinner for six in just three words... Bring. Food. Now.

Yeah, rumor has it that Calvin Coolidge learnd his famous stingyness with words from his beloved grandfather...

...who took lessons from Sam...

...when he was a boy.

Oh. Yeah. uh, 1911! .308 vs. .223! Revolver vs. Auto! Col Cooper!

Just keepin' it gun related. Antiquities don't count!

Gewehr98 · July 16, 2002, 06:29 PM

Quote:

CR Sam, the only man who can order dinner for six in just three words... Bring. Food. Now.

I'm thinking his usual meal order would go, "Food. Now."

Ok, maybe in an unusual burst of wordiness, "Food. Now. Damnit!"

July 14, 2002, 09:33 PM	#26
Mike Irwin Staff Join Date: April 13, 2000 Location: Northern Virginia Posts: 41,379	what? WHAT???!!! You think we're put here for your amusement, Calamity Jane? Jesus! Is that all you... (hold on while I balance this stick on a plate, which CR Sam will shoot, while blindfolded)... think we're here to do? __________________ "The gift which I am sending you is called a dog, and is in fact the most precious and valuable possession of mankind" -Theodorus Gaza Baby Jesus cries when the fat redneck doesn't have military-grade firepower.

July 14, 2002, 10:19 PM	#27
Calamity Jane Senior Member Join Date: March 13, 2001 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 899	Hee hee, I plead the Fifth! (and I bet Sam really can shoot like a son-of-a-gun!) __________________ CJ “The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.” ~ Ernest Hemingway

July 14, 2002, 10:42 PM	#28
LawDog Staff Emeritus Join Date: September 15, 1999 Location: Where am I going? Why am I in this handbasket? Posts: 4,194	Actually, Mal, several noted scholars from the Smithsonian Institution have recently cast doubt upon whether that particular verse is actually part of the fabled Samhotep Inscriptions. Famed Egyptian archaelogist Thpageti Thoth stands firm by his assertation that this particular verse is not a genuine Samhotep Inscription. "Look at this," Thoth sputtered at a recent press conference, "It's two lines long! No one has ever found a genuine Samhotep Inscription longer than one line!" LawDog __________________ "The Father wove the skein of your life a long time ago. Go and hide in a hole if you wish, but you won't live one instant longer." --The 13th Warrior Bona na Croin The LawDog Files

July 14, 2002, 11:41 PM	#29
Mike Irwin Staff Join Date: April 13, 2000 Location: Northern Virginia Posts: 41,379	""It's two lines long! No one has ever found a genuine Samhotep Inscription longer than one line!"" OH HOLY ****! BBBBWWWWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Sam's now not just an antiquity, he's a FORGED antiquity! __________________ "The gift which I am sending you is called a dog, and is in fact the most precious and valuable possession of mankind" -Theodorus Gaza Baby Jesus cries when the fat redneck doesn't have military-grade firepower.

July 15, 2002, 02:02 AM	#31
Mike Irwin Staff Join Date: April 13, 2000 Location: Northern Virginia Posts: 41,379	CR Sam, the only man who can order dinner for six in just three words... Bring. Food. Now. __________________ "The gift which I am sending you is called a dog, and is in fact the most precious and valuable possession of mankind" -Theodorus Gaza Baby Jesus cries when the fat redneck doesn't have military-grade firepower.

July 15, 2002, 12:13 AM	#30
Mal H Staff Join Date: March 20, 1999 Location: Somewhere in the woods of Northern Virginia Posts: 16,947	My Gawd, LawDog, I did not know that! Although I probably should have guessed it was a fake since the original Samhotep scribings never used any red ink. It was too hard to produce in that era. This only goes to prove that the old axiom is true: What's Thoth for the goose is Thoth for the gander.

July 15, 2002, 08:54 AM	#32
RWK Senior Member Join Date: August 20, 1999 Location: Occupied Virginia Posts: 2,777	Mal . . . On vacation, and unable to log on frequently. Wonderful post -- and I didn't know the S&W's managerial problems went quite that far back. __________________ __________________ Μολών λαβέ!

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