Glockinator

marine6680 · January 22, 2015, 01:07 AM

So my fiance wrote this up earlier, in response to a conversion we had yesterday.

Figured y'all might enjoy.

Name: The Glockinator x2000

Features: The Glockinator will withstand dirt, water, sand castles , concrete, tour busses, and wombats and especially mullets. It will include three special storage places for all your bacon, jerkey, and bubble gum all while have three more compartments for earplugs, duct tape, or super glue. The Glockinator x2000 will provide a stink proof shield barrier to the outside world for deer hunting or just let all of your fart go and get that small twinge of methane to cuddle your nose. The Glockinator x2000 is special since it has the capacity to fire any ammo that is readily available. Don't know a 9mm from a .308 round? Well, that's okay. Just toss both of those into the Glockinator, shake for 30 seconds until it goes "bing" point, aim, fire.

ATTENTION: Do not shoot Glockinator x2000 if it should go "ding". It's very sensitive to bacon and this sound is simply the timer going off for the preferred bacon eating temperature of 105 degrees in any chosen compartment for bacon.

(Hydration system optional)

Don't hesitate, call today for more information on the Glockinator x2000!!!

DaleA · January 22, 2015, 07:23 AM

Quote:

to a conversion we had yesterday.

-which has been left to our imagination (and probably better that way).

IMhO you've got a keeper there.

Common wisdom is women really appreciate a man with a sense of humor...well I think it works both ways.

marine6680 · January 22, 2015, 08:55 AM

She's a good'un... Don't tell her I said so.

Caboclo · January 23, 2015, 06:29 PM

She been watching '80s reruns again?

http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEsuFw3U3jM

Evan Thomas · January 23, 2015, 06:36 PM

Not... really... gun related.

January 22, 2015, 01:07 AM	#1
marine6680 Senior Member Join Date: July 24, 2012 Location: Parker, CO Posts: 4,594	Glockinator So my fiance wrote this up earlier, in response to a conversion we had yesterday. Figured y'all might enjoy. Name: The Glockinator x2000 Features: The Glockinator will withstand dirt, water, sand castles , concrete, tour busses, and wombats and especially mullets. It will include three special storage places for all your bacon, jerkey, and bubble gum all while have three more compartments for earplugs, duct tape, or super glue. The Glockinator x2000 will provide a stink proof shield barrier to the outside world for deer hunting or just let all of your fart go and get that small twinge of methane to cuddle your nose. The Glockinator x2000 is special since it has the capacity to fire any ammo that is readily available. Don't know a 9mm from a .308 round? Well, that's okay. Just toss both of those into the Glockinator, shake for 30 seconds until it goes "bing" point, aim, fire. ATTENTION: Do not shoot Glockinator x2000 if it should go "ding". It's very sensitive to bacon and this sound is simply the timer going off for the preferred bacon eating temperature of 105 degrees in any chosen compartment for bacon. (Hydration system optional) Don't hesitate, call today for more information on the Glockinator x2000!!!

January 23, 2015, 06:36 PM	#5
Evan Thomas Senior Member Join Date: July 7, 2008 Location: Upper midwest Posts: 5,631	Not... really... gun related. __________________ Never let anything mechanical know you're in a hurry.

January 22, 2015, 08:55 AM	#3
marine6680 Senior Member Join Date: July 24, 2012 Location: Parker, CO Posts: 4,594	She's a good'un... Don't tell her I said so.

January 23, 2015, 06:29 PM	#4
Caboclo Senior Member Join Date: November 2, 2009 Posts: 212	She been watching '80s reruns again? http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEsuFw3U3jM