Scenario ... another one(?)

Viceroy808 · November 21, 2000, 04:06 AM

Bill and Hillary decide to goto Japan in order to plug Bill's mediocre overpriced speaking engagements and hustle enough $$$ to pay their legal fees. You are escorting the hapless couple with your security detail when suddenly the waters of Tokyo Bay boil forth and out comes ... Godzilla. The visibly ticked off reptile immediately starts immolating the city. Out come the tanks, fighter jets, attack helos, each ineffectual and swatted down into blazing ruin.

You notice that in the ruckus Bill and Hillary have commandeered a car and are attempting to escape on a highway, leaving you and your men behind. Just then a Japanese soldier collapses, and with his dying breath says "Here..." and passes you what can only be a Davy Crockett Atomic Bazooka (Improved. Mitsubishi Manufacture. Sights by Nikon. Electronics by Sony.) You barely have time to come to your senses when you see the nuclear iguana prepare to spit a huge gob of fire at the former First Couple's escape car. You lift the weapon, sight it in, and prepare to fire ...

What do you do?

David Scott · November 21, 2000, 08:33 AM

Since Florida is a "retreat state", I use the bazooka to cover Godzilla while I disengage.

[Edited by David Scott on 11-21-2000 at 11:38 AM]

iso1 · November 21, 2000, 10:53 AM

Practice the Navy SEAL code:

Two is one, one is none. Just in case the lizard misses.

animal · November 22, 2000, 12:29 AM

Gaak... Gee it must have jammed ... Just long enough for the car to go up in smoke ... and then, well, Godzilla is like a national hero in Japan - right? So you couldn't very well hurt him, could you ???
Oh well, I guess this country may be able to survive without Billary and Japanese imports.

RHC · November 22, 2000, 09:04 PM

I would conclude that Godzilla was covered by the Endangered Species Act.

November 21, 2000, 04:06 AM	#1
Viceroy808 Member Join Date: November 16, 2000 Posts: 86	Bill and Hillary decide to goto Japan in order to plug Bill's mediocre overpriced speaking engagements and hustle enough $$$ to pay their legal fees. You are escorting the hapless couple with your security detail when suddenly the waters of Tokyo Bay boil forth and out comes ... Godzilla. The visibly ticked off reptile immediately starts immolating the city. Out come the tanks, fighter jets, attack helos, each ineffectual and swatted down into blazing ruin. You notice that in the ruckus Bill and Hillary have commandeered a car and are attempting to escape on a highway, leaving you and your men behind. Just then a Japanese soldier collapses, and with his dying breath says "Here..." and passes you what can only be a Davy Crockett Atomic Bazooka (Improved. Mitsubishi Manufacture. Sights by Nikon. Electronics by Sony.) You barely have time to come to your senses when you see the nuclear iguana prepare to spit a huge gob of fire at the former First Couple's escape car. You lift the weapon, sight it in, and prepare to fire ... What do you do?

November 21, 2000, 08:33 AM	#2
David Scott Senior Member Join Date: February 11, 2000 Posts: 2,456	Since Florida is a "retreat state", I use the bazooka to cover Godzilla while I disengage. [Edited by David Scott on 11-21-2000 at 11:38 AM]

November 21, 2000, 10:53 AM	#3
iso1 Senior Member Join Date: November 2, 2000 Location: Reno, Nevada Posts: 573	Practice the Navy SEAL code: Two is one, one is none. Just in case the lizard misses.

November 22, 2000, 12:29 AM	#4
animal Senior Member Join Date: April 28, 2000 Location: Mississippi Posts: 705	Gaak... Gee it must have jammed ... Just long enough for the car to go up in smoke ... and then, well, Godzilla is like a national hero in Japan - right? So you couldn't very well hurt him, could you ??? Oh well, I guess this country may be able to survive without Billary and Japanese imports.

November 22, 2000, 09:04 PM	#5
RHC Senior Member Join Date: March 30, 2000 Posts: 678	I would conclude that Godzilla was covered by the Endangered Species Act.