What Is A Mall Ninja ??? - Page 4

Cowgunner · June 30, 2005, 11:44 AM

another funny from mallninja.com

The Official Mall Ninja Ballad

(To be sung, at the top of the voice, at all times, to the tune of "The Ballad of the Green Beret").

Security badges upon their chests
Security men America's best
Ogling chicks selling lemonade
These are Mall Ninja Brigade

Tactical sneakers on their feet
Ninjas ready for CQB
Ninjatsu they know by heart
Bought training manuals from WalMart

MP5's hanging from their sides
Infra-red on, they can see her thighs
Retail security is Ninjas' game
In polyester pants they are never lame

Uniforms got white sugar dust
One more donut their guts will bust
Patrolling mall in little golf cart
'Cuz the food court is just too far

In the morning they break down doors
Busting theirs and saving yours
They all finished the seventh grade
Only these are Mall Ninja Brigade...

Credit for this bit of clever witticism goes to "Javak". The unofficial word from the field agents in his area, is that he will be eliminated without delay.

jcoiii · June 30, 2005, 03:03 PM

we sometimes call them "holster sniffers"

Nnobby45 · June 30, 2005, 10:00 PM

I'm glad that clears that up. I thought a mall ninja was like my neigbors old lady headed for the mall with three credit cards---more dangerous than any of the aforementioned.

June 30, 2005, 11:44 AM	#76
Cowgunner Senior Member Join Date: December 20, 2000 Posts: 128	another funny from mallninja.com The Official Mall Ninja Ballad (To be sung, at the top of the voice, at all times, to the tune of "The Ballad of the Green Beret"). Security badges upon their chests Security men America's best Ogling chicks selling lemonade These are Mall Ninja Brigade Tactical sneakers on their feet Ninjas ready for CQB Ninjatsu they know by heart Bought training manuals from WalMart MP5's hanging from their sides Infra-red on, they can see her thighs Retail security is Ninjas' game In polyester pants they are never lame Uniforms got white sugar dust One more donut their guts will bust Patrolling mall in little golf cart 'Cuz the food court is just too far In the morning they break down doors Busting theirs and saving yours They all finished the seventh grade Only these are Mall Ninja Brigade... Credit for this bit of clever witticism goes to "Javak". The unofficial word from the field agents in his area, is that he will be eliminated without delay. __________________ You can have my gun after I shoot you.

June 30, 2005, 03:03 PM	#77
jcoiii Senior Member Join Date: January 8, 2002 Location: TN Posts: 556	we sometimes call them "holster sniffers" __________________ Truth knows no political correctness. I do not aim with my hand.......

June 30, 2005, 10:00 PM	#78
Nnobby45 Senior Member Join Date: November 20, 2004 Posts: 3,150	Thanks I'm glad that clears that up. I thought a mall ninja was like my neigbors old lady headed for the mall with three credit cards---more dangerous than any of the aforementioned.