Hey Peta, Beat this! - Page 3

Don Gwinn · September 25, 2005, 11:05 PM

Regarding PETA being up in arms over lobsters, that one popped my irony meter.

You see, it hasn't been that long since PETA served lobster at a large regional dinner (maybe national?)

One of my mother's idiot cousins was a Kool-Aid drinking PETA member back in the day, which always struck my mother as odd since the woman was married to a tournament bass fisherman. He was in no danger of getting rich at it, mind you, but he still made money dragging poor, defenseless fish out of the water.

jsp98m3 · September 26, 2005, 02:15 AM

What if you were walking by a beautiful lake and saw a delicious steak dinner laid out on a picnic table? You glance around nervously but since you are ravenous suddenly, you sit and quickly cut a succulent bite and chew it voraciously. Suddenly you feel a sharp pain in your upper lip and you are yanked from the picnic table and dragged quickly under water by an invisible force pulling at your distended lip.

Soon the ripples in the water calm and you are never seen again.

Jim

357MagFan · September 26, 2005, 06:47 PM

Although you make good points that any clear thinking person would agree with I really dont think peta people come to this website

Wynterbourne · September 26, 2005, 07:10 PM

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What if you were walking by a beautiful lake and saw a delicious steak dinner laid out on a picnic table? You glance around nervously but since you are ravenous suddenly, you sit and quickly cut a succulent bite and chew it voraciously. Suddenly you feel a sharp pain in your upper lip and you are yanked from the picnic table and dragged quickly under water by an invisible force pulling at your distended lip.

You see, there's a problem with that. Fish don't have arms, and I have a gun. After 17 rounds of 9mm go flying, I'm pretty sure I can convince a fish to let go.

Capt. Charlie · September 26, 2005, 09:05 PM

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What if you were walking by a beautiful lake and saw a delicious steak dinner laid out on a picnic table? You glance around nervously but since you are ravenous suddenly, you sit and quickly cut a succulent bite and chew it voraciously. Suddenly you feel a sharp pain in your upper lip and you are yanked from the picnic table and dragged quickly under water by an invisible force pulling at your distended lip.

Only way that sucker's gonna get me is if he uses a Tru-Turn hook Texas rigged in that steak with a free-sliding 1/2 ounce bullet weight. Oh yeah, and A-1 sauce as an attractant.

jsp98m3 · September 26, 2005, 10:49 PM

Ok, ok, so say you are walking next to the beautiful lake and there's the steak and there's a beautiful mermaid? Turf or Surf?

Pointer · September 27, 2005, 12:49 AM

jsp98m3

:barf:

Art Eatman · September 27, 2005, 10:50 AM

jsp, given the evil nature of my dirty old mind, you brought up the joke about the archaeolist's dog, the architect's dog, the musician's dog and a bunch of bones. But I an't gonna tell it in a family publication.

And this thread has pretty much run its course.

, Art

September 25, 2005, 11:05 PM	#51
Don Gwinn Staff Emeritus Join Date: March 9, 2000 Location: Virden, IL Posts: 5,917	Regarding PETA being up in arms over lobsters, that one popped my irony meter. You see, it hasn't been that long since PETA served lobster at a large regional dinner (maybe national?) One of my mother's idiot cousins was a Kool-Aid drinking PETA member back in the day, which always struck my mother as odd since the woman was married to a tournament bass fisherman. He was in no danger of getting rich at it, mind you, but he still made money dragging poor, defenseless fish out of the water. __________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don Gwinn: Chicago Gun Rights Examiner

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September 26, 2005, 02:15 AM	#52
jsp98m3 Junior member Join Date: September 17, 2005 Posts: 205	What if you were walking by a beautiful lake and saw a delicious steak dinner laid out on a picnic table? You glance around nervously but since you are ravenous suddenly, you sit and quickly cut a succulent bite and chew it voraciously. Suddenly you feel a sharp pain in your upper lip and you are yanked from the picnic table and dragged quickly under water by an invisible force pulling at your distended lip. Soon the ripples in the water calm and you are never seen again. Jim

September 26, 2005, 06:47 PM	#53
357MagFan Junior member Join Date: December 28, 2004 Posts: 205	Although you make good points that any clear thinking person would agree with I really dont think peta people come to this website

September 26, 2005, 10:49 PM	#56
jsp98m3 Junior member Join Date: September 17, 2005 Posts: 205	Ok, ok, so say you are walking next to the beautiful lake and there's the steak and there's a beautiful mermaid? Turf or Surf?

September 27, 2005, 12:49 AM	#57
Pointer Senior Member Join Date: April 8, 2005 Location: Utah Posts: 2,559	jsp98m3 :barf:

September 27, 2005, 10:50 AM	#58
Art Eatman Staff in Memoriam Join Date: November 13, 1998 Location: Terlingua, TX; Thomasville, GA Posts: 24,798	jsp, given the evil nature of my dirty old mind, you brought up the joke about the archaeolist's dog, the architect's dog, the musician's dog and a bunch of bones. But I an't gonna tell it in a family publication. And this thread has pretty much run its course. , Art