Lifecase

Dog Confetti · November 12, 2005, 10:45 AM

Just for grins check out www.lifecase.com ...the picture is a riot. From now on I'm going to substitute the word "tactical" wherever I would ordinarilly use "practical".

araebisu · November 12, 2005, 11:39 PM

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LIFE CASE can be put on in under two seconds even while sitting in a car or airline seat. You cannot put it on wrong.

i want one just to prove that statement wrong. im thinking having a leg through the armhole would be wrong enough, maybe both, wear it like a balistic daiper. then sue the company, because i clearly put it on wrong when they said i couldnt. maybe we should all do it and make a big law suite and then get a huge settlement and then plan a group buy of some rad new gun!!

Dwight55 · November 13, 2005, 07:07 PM

I understand that you need to be a card carrying, gun hating, full ultra left wing radical to apply for one, . . .

Portable Casket would be a better name than life case for that "thang".

May God bless,
Dwight

springmom · November 13, 2005, 07:12 PM

...head shot.

I laughed 'til I couldn't breathe when I saw that thing. What's sad is there are probably lots of people who will shell out the money for one.

Sheesh.

Springmom

C Philip · November 13, 2005, 07:58 PM

Why would anyone but this rather than a concealable level IIIA vest? It makes no sense. The area protected by the "lifecase" is so small, not to mention so obvious that anyone who wanted to shoot the wearer would just shoot around it.

BillCA · November 13, 2005, 08:45 PM

Oh yeah, just what I want - extra weight hanging off my body when the shooting starts.

Let's see... about 6 lbs empty, plus your 3 lb laptop, a notebook, daytimer appointment book, pens, pencils, cell phone, spare laptop batteries, charger unit, project documents, expense reports, etc. Yeah, I really want to have between 10 and 17 pounds hanging high-front off-balance on my chest.

Investing in high quality personal body armor would be a better use of your money than this kind of mall-ninja product.

Besides, once you've put that on, any BG intent on hurting you will now go for a head or pelvic shot.

stevensc · November 13, 2005, 09:03 PM

Reminded me of the old spagetti western where Clint Eastwood was wearing a big piece of boiler plate strapped to his chest.
Steve

Mikeyboy · November 13, 2005, 10:45 PM

I think it would work well. The Bad guy would laugh himself to death. The bad guy has an MP5 and suddenly sees you put your briefcase on your chest. Ya think he is going to put all 30 round into the briefcase oddly hanging on your chest.I like how they mention 9/11, like their product will help you in a 9/11 type attack???

Russ538 · November 14, 2005, 07:25 PM

You see an armed BG running up to you. In the 2 or 3 seconds it takes to put it on, he's either going to aim slightly higher for your head or fall over from laughing so hard.

Dog Confetti · November 14, 2005, 09:06 PM

Well, it can clearly be put on in the time it takes to go from the low-ready to on-target...pictures don't lie. For those of you who may live in NM I believe it's manufactured by some local east-mountain fruitcake (which speaks volumes if you know the area).

Ares45 · November 23, 2005, 03:42 PM

I clicked on the "contact us" link on the website. Here's the root domain for the contact email addr:
warriorschool

Seems the genius that sells "the lifecase" also offers personal defense training!

Anyone interested in a TFL fieldtrip???

EDIT: want another good laugh??? another warriorshool link

yorec · November 23, 2005, 05:25 PM

Well.... I guess if were all you had.

Heh - I was sure this was a real product until I saw the prices.

svtruth · November 26, 2005, 02:04 PM

The Cheney lookalike would be better served by putting it on his back and hot footing it for the tall timber.

woodland · November 26, 2005, 04:10 PM

How do you get this guys job?

Legs aren't too bad.

Funny, no classes I have been to had any women in short skirts on the floor like that. Guess I missed that class.

coolridelude · November 27, 2005, 11:18 PM

nice legs, where do i sign up.

Dog Confetti · November 30, 2005, 09:16 PM

I actually took my CCW from the Warrior School clowns (they were the cheapest ones around)...and they ARE clowns.

November 12, 2005, 10:45 AM	#1
Dog Confetti Senior Member Join Date: March 12, 2005 Location: New Mexico Posts: 212	Lifecase Just for grins check out www.lifecase.com ...the picture is a riot. From now on I'm going to substitute the word "tactical" wherever I would ordinarilly use "practical".

November 13, 2005, 07:07 PM	#3
Dwight55 Senior Member Join Date: June 18, 2004 Location: Central Ohio Posts: 2,568	I understand that you need to be a card carrying, gun hating, full ultra left wing radical to apply for one, . . . Portable Casket would be a better name than life case for that "thang". May God bless, Dwight __________________ www.dwightsgunleather.com If you can breathe, . . . thank God! If you can read, . . . thank a teacher! If you are reading this in English, . . . thank a Veteran!

November 13, 2005, 07:12 PM	#4
springmom Senior Member Join Date: October 26, 2005 Location: Houston area Posts: 1,823	two words: ...head shot. I laughed 'til I couldn't breathe when I saw that thing. What's sad is there are probably lots of people who will shell out the money for one. Sheesh. Springmom __________________ I will not be a victim home on the web: www.panagia-icons.net (my webpage) www.nousfromspring.blogspot.com (Orthodoxy) "I couldn't hear you. Stop firing the gun while you're talking!" Frank Drebin, The Naked Gun

November 13, 2005, 08:45 PM	#6
BillCA Senior Member Join Date: November 28, 2004 Location: Silicon Valley, Ca Posts: 7,117	Oh yeah, just what I want - extra weight hanging off my body when the shooting starts. Let's see... about 6 lbs empty, plus your 3 lb laptop, a notebook, daytimer appointment book, pens, pencils, cell phone, spare laptop batteries, charger unit, project documents, expense reports, etc. Yeah, I really want to have between 10 and 17 pounds hanging high-front off-balance on my chest. Investing in high quality personal body armor would be a better use of your money than this kind of mall-ninja product. Besides, once you've put that on, any BG intent on hurting you will now go for a head or pelvic shot. __________________ BillCA in CA (Unfortunately)

November 23, 2005, 05:25 PM	#12
yorec Senior Member Join Date: February 2, 2000 Location: Wyoming Posts: 2,328	Well.... I guess if were all you had. Heh - I was sure this was a real product until I saw the prices. __________________ What part of "... shall not be infringed..." don't you understand?

November 13, 2005, 07:58 PM	#5
C Philip Senior Member Join Date: January 9, 2005 Location: USA Posts: 784	Why would anyone but this rather than a concealable level IIIA vest? It makes no sense. The area protected by the "lifecase" is so small, not to mention so obvious that anyone who wanted to shoot the wearer would just shoot around it.

November 13, 2005, 09:03 PM	#7
stevensc Member Join Date: November 2, 2005 Posts: 34	Reminded me of the old spagetti western where Clint Eastwood was wearing a big piece of boiler plate strapped to his chest. Steve

November 13, 2005, 10:45 PM	#8
Mikeyboy Senior Member Join Date: October 31, 2005 Posts: 1,231	I think it would work well. The Bad guy would laugh himself to death. The bad guy has an MP5 and suddenly sees you put your briefcase on your chest. Ya think he is going to put all 30 round into the briefcase oddly hanging on your chest.I like how they mention 9/11, like their product will help you in a 9/11 type attack???

November 14, 2005, 07:25 PM	#9
Russ538 Senior Member Join Date: August 18, 2005 Location: PA Posts: 228	You see an armed BG running up to you. In the 2 or 3 seconds it takes to put it on, he's either going to aim slightly higher for your head or fall over from laughing so hard.

November 14, 2005, 09:06 PM	#10
Dog Confetti Senior Member Join Date: March 12, 2005 Location: New Mexico Posts: 212	Well, it can clearly be put on in the time it takes to go from the low-ready to on-target...pictures don't lie. For those of you who may live in NM I believe it's manufactured by some local east-mountain fruitcake (which speaks volumes if you know the area).

November 23, 2005, 03:42 PM	#11
Ares45 Senior Member Join Date: May 2, 2005 Posts: 211	I clicked on the "contact us" link on the website. Here's the root domain for the contact email addr: warriorschool Seems the genius that sells "the lifecase" also offers personal defense training! Anyone interested in a TFL fieldtrip??? EDIT: want another good laugh??? another warriorshool link

November 26, 2005, 02:04 PM	#13
svtruth Senior Member Join Date: October 26, 2005 Location: Wickford, RI Posts: 108	Backpack The Cheney lookalike would be better served by putting it on his back and hot footing it for the tall timber.

November 26, 2005, 04:10 PM	#14
woodland Senior Member Join Date: December 26, 2001 Location: western wa. Posts: 564	How do you get this guys job? Legs aren't too bad. Funny, no classes I have been to had any women in short skirts on the floor like that. Guess I missed that class. __________________ "There is no spoon..."

November 27, 2005, 11:18 PM	#15
coolridelude Senior Member Join Date: February 26, 2005 Location: TX Posts: 411	nice legs, where do i sign up. __________________ life doesn't give you a second chance to learn from your mistakes.

November 30, 2005, 09:16 PM	#16
Dog Confetti Senior Member Join Date: March 12, 2005 Location: New Mexico Posts: 212	I actually took my CCW from the Warrior School clowns (they were the cheapest ones around)...and they ARE clowns.