Managing Gun Impulse-Shopping Syndrome - Page 2

Skans · October 29, 2013, 10:17 AM

Breaking up with a ling-time girlfriend is a great reason to spend that freed-up discretionary income on a new gun. It really will make you feel better.

For that matter, getting engaged, married, having your first child, buying your first house or second or third house, getting your first job, running a marathon (or 5K) - these are also great reasons to buy a new gun!

AZAK · October 29, 2013, 02:48 PM

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For that matter, getting engaged, married, having your first child, buying your first house or second or third house, getting your first job, running a marathon (or 5K) - these are also great reasons to buy a new gun

Dang, that sounds awfully complicated! And here I thought all that was needed was just getting out of bed in the morning!

Skans · October 29, 2013, 02:59 PM

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And here I thought all that was needed was just getting out of bed in the morning!

Heck! That's the best reason of all.

October 29, 2013, 10:17 AM	#26
Skans Senior Member Join Date: November 20, 2008 Posts: 11,132	Breaking up with a ling-time girlfriend is a great reason to spend that freed-up discretionary income on a new gun. It really will make you feel better. For that matter, getting engaged, married, having your first child, buying your first house or second or third house, getting your first job, running a marathon (or 5K) - these are also great reasons to buy a new gun!