July 27, 2009, 10:36 PM | #26 |
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I was in this bar in Tibet one night when a bunch of Nazis walked in with MP40s and started blasting. I had to take cover behind an overturned table and I returned fire with my Hipower and the endless magazine. I set a fire too.
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July 27, 2009, 10:39 PM | #27 |
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Yeah, but even so...
... your woman had to bail you out.
For a hottie, she can drink and throw a good punch, WA. MlovedthatmoviesinceiwasinjuniorhighLeake |
July 28, 2009, 01:57 AM | #28 | |
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1) they run faster then they think there running 2) there is no such thing as a straight line or even close to it 3)its normally easiest to pace them and wait for them to run into a telephone pole/parked car/ fence that just jumped right out in front of them back on topic if the shtf in a bar I will go out the nearest exit no matter what kind of exit it is window firedoor back door through the kitchen on the note of hiding behind someone I am 6'3 There aint very many people I can hide behind where my head aint above theres
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July 28, 2009, 01:56 PM | #29 |
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I usually pull my wife in front of me and use her shoulder as a rest.
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July 28, 2009, 03:35 PM | #30 |
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When the shooting commences, I calmly order another drink (usually a double), sit back and watch the fun. That's why I like bars with big mirrors behind the bar... don't even need to swivel my barstool around....
.... "more pretzels please!"
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July 28, 2009, 03:53 PM | #31 |
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Years ago in my Dads bar I was bouncing, a little teeny dude was whipping rear on the pool table, a guy lost and wanted to beat his head in the teeny dude gets behind me grabbing my shirt pushing me at the big dude. I was laffing so hard at this, the big guy circling me trying to hit the teeny guy who is trying to keep me in front of him. I made em play the game over, teeny guy won again, big guy left in a huff.
Bar fights are usually over some stupid event like losing at pool. or looking at a guys lady too hard, had to break up a lot of em, next day all involved (cept me) act like they knew it too. Never in my life seen a huge brawl like the movies tho. Had a guy claim he "cleared" bars, but when he hit me upside my head I found he was easy to put down never met a tough drunk yet. |
July 28, 2009, 04:13 PM | #32 |
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This thread had potential. It was a good and reasonable question.
It deteriorated into a contest to see who could be the most silly. Closed for high noise, low signal. pax |
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