funny one

dZ · March 15, 2000, 12:16 PM

Two vultures are flying south for the winter, but they decide they are going to
take a commercial aircraft to save time and energy. They are waiting for their
flight at the gate, and one vulture has a dead armadillo tucked under his wing
that he is bringing as a gift to a friend. When they get to the counter, the
gate agent points at the armadillo and asks the vulture, "Would you like me to
check that for you?"

"No thank you," the vulture replies, "it's carrion."

**Bud Helms** · March 15, 2000, 02:23 PM

Oh, Jeez!

dZ · March 15, 2000, 04:49 PM

i thought it was an offal joke too

dZ

March 15, 2000, 12:16 PM	#1
dZ Senior Member Join Date: May 31, 1999 Location: Exiled, Fetid Swamp, DC Posts: 7,548	Two vultures are flying south for the winter, but they decide they are going to take a commercial aircraft to save time and energy. They are waiting for their flight at the gate, and one vulture has a dead armadillo tucked under his wing that he is bringing as a gift to a friend. When they get to the counter, the gate agent points at the armadillo and asks the vulture, "Would you like me to check that for you?" "No thank you," the vulture replies, "it's carrion."

March 15, 2000, 02:23 PM	#2
Bud Helms Senior Member Join Date: December 31, 1999 Location: Middle Georgia, USA Posts: 13,198	Oh, Jeez!

March 15, 2000, 04:49 PM	#3
dZ Senior Member Join Date: May 31, 1999 Location: Exiled, Fetid Swamp, DC Posts: 7,548	i thought it was an offal joke too dZ