Staff

July 12, 2001, 02:26 AM

Just out of curiosity, is Staff a person, or a profile used by different members of staff? I understand if it is classified.

deanf · July 12, 2001, 03:31 AM

I've asked this before also.

Apperently "Staff" is some sort of changeling or shape-shifter . . . .

I just pretty much assume that "Staff" is Kodiak. "They" say it could be any admin at any time, but I think it's George.

July 12, 2001, 04:19 AM

weird!

"Staff" is starting to sound like that shape shifter in Terminator 2!

TheBluesMan · July 12, 2001, 08:05 AM

Staff has many personalities.

Staff is the embodiment of The High Road.

Staff surrounds us and binds us. (like The Force)

Staff is an extension of all the members.

Staff is man and woman, old and young.

Staff is.

Staff just is.

July 12, 2001, 02:37 PM

EEK!

Is Staff schitzophrantic? (sp?)

**Mal H** · July 12, 2001, 03:48 PM

Staff is omnipresent and all-knowing. Staff is also a little over worked, just look at how many forums s/he has to moderate. And therefore, yes, Staff is somewhat schizo-frantic.

**Rich Lucibella** · July 12, 2001, 04:38 PM

Or, as Gary(?) put it:

Quote:

Staff...it's not just an infection anymore

.
Rich

Spectre · July 12, 2001, 06:09 PM

Good one!

Hal · July 13, 2001, 05:02 AM

Staff spelled backwards is ffatS.

Staff usually appears when the ffatS in the fire(ingline).

Staff has a home http://64.135.1.109

(Actually, serious question here. Are SWAT and TFL going to share a common site entrance? Personally, I think it would be kinda neat and efficient if they did. I hit the above by accident the other day when I was fooling around with configuring a Win2000 DNS server here at home.)

ffatS is fouled up file allocation tableS. The mysterious entity that deletes days.

Thy rod and thy Staff, they comfort me. Thy dor and thy ffatS, they,,

Really, I think it would be kinda cool if somehow you could link a .wav file of the old Crazy World of Arthur Brown song in the Staff sig. Ya know, so every time it appears it plays "I am the god of hell fire, and I bring you,,"

July 13, 2001, 05:31 AM

All your Staff are belong to us?

Hal · July 13, 2001, 05:46 AM

hehe

**Bud Helms** · July 13, 2001, 06:41 AM

What TBM was trying to say is...

Staff be.

Staff just be.

Don Gwinn · July 13, 2001, 11:23 AM

Staff is, and yet Staff is not.
Staff is that which, not being, achieves highest being.

Seek not Staff, for the seekers shall not find It. In order to find Staff, you must enter the state in which seeking and not seeking are one.

Thus spake the Zensunni Master Dave lo, these many years past.

**Mike Irwin** · July 13, 2001, 11:30 AM

Isn't staff on your kitchen counter easily killed with Lysol?

I keep seeing that on television...

**Staff** · July 13, 2001, 12:01 PM

Staff is everywhere but nowhere.

TFL Moderators and Admins are Staff but do not have Staph

**Mal H** · July 13, 2001, 02:16 PM

Staff is as Staff does.

Bumper sticker: "Staff happens."

Hal · July 13, 2001, 03:47 PM

Oh oh,
This thread drew the attention of staff, guess we strepped in it good

**Mike Irwin** · July 13, 2001, 11:12 PM

Daggonnit, I had my dinner with a member of Staff this evening and forgot the Lysol!

He also forgot his glasses and his NRA range card...

Senior moments?

**Staff** · July 13, 2001, 11:28 PM

Just remember Mike, Staff is highly contagious! I don't think Lysol will touch it.

Yes, I had a senior moment, but at least I didn't forget my Kahr! If I had only been quick thinking, it would now be my Kahr. Drat.

Seriously a great time was had by all. But the details are for another forum.

July 14, 2001, 12:41 AM

Staff; the other white meat?

Correia · July 17, 2001, 01:42 PM

(Set to 1970's music)

STAFF!

Who's the sex machine with all the chicks?

STAFF!

Damn right...

STAFF!

C.R.Sam · July 18, 2001, 07:14 PM

Staff is as Staff does. ......Nosredna Mas

**Mike Irwin** · July 18, 2001, 10:59 PM

Don't worry, Malstaff (hey, wasn't that a play by Shakespeare?), the second I did my box count I would have known immediately that I was missing a gun.

Dennis · July 22, 2001, 05:59 PM

Aw, Mike, not Malstaff. That was Falstaff. You know, the autumn beer that comes right after Summerstaff.

'Course there's always the inept flag-waver: HalfStaff.

Then there was the distant Gypsy cousin named Rollingstaff (who gathered no moss) and his Mom and two sisters name Distaff (siblings of Darrel and Darrel) who aren't with dis-staff but might be part of dat-staff.

Come to think of it, wasn't Malstaff the one who was often ill? Jesooee mal? I think he was on the FrenchStaff.

Yuck! DishereStaff is as contagious as datdareStaph!

**Mal H** · July 22, 2001, 07:22 PM

"... wasn't Malstaff the one who was often ill?"

No, you're thinking of the guy that was always sick as a seahorse - Mal duh mare.

Me, I'm simply Malcontent.

July 12, 2001, 02:26 AM	#1
PreserveFreedom Guest Posts: n/a	Staff Just out of curiosity, is Staff a person, or a profile used by different members of staff? I understand if it is classified.

July 13, 2001, 11:30 AM	#14
Mike Irwin Staff Join Date: April 13, 2000 Location: Northern Virginia Posts: 41,389	Isn't staff on your kitchen counter easily killed with Lysol? I keep seeing that on television... __________________ "The gift which I am sending you is called a dog, and is in fact the most precious and valuable possession of mankind" -Theodorus Gaza Baby Jesus cries when the fat redneck doesn't have military-grade firepower.

July 13, 2001, 11:12 PM	#18
Mike Irwin Staff Join Date: April 13, 2000 Location: Northern Virginia Posts: 41,389	Daggonnit, I had my dinner with a member of Staff this evening and forgot the Lysol! He also forgot his glasses and his NRA range card... Senior moments? __________________ "The gift which I am sending you is called a dog, and is in fact the most precious and valuable possession of mankind" -Theodorus Gaza Baby Jesus cries when the fat redneck doesn't have military-grade firepower.

July 18, 2001, 10:59 PM	#23
Mike Irwin Staff Join Date: April 13, 2000 Location: Northern Virginia Posts: 41,389	Don't worry, Malstaff (hey, wasn't that a play by Shakespeare?), the second I did my box count I would have known immediately that I was missing a gun. __________________ "The gift which I am sending you is called a dog, and is in fact the most precious and valuable possession of mankind" -Theodorus Gaza Baby Jesus cries when the fat redneck doesn't have military-grade firepower.

July 12, 2001, 03:31 AM	#2
deanf Senior Member Join Date: June 5, 1999 Location: N47º 12’ x W122º 10' Posts: 1,599	I've asked this before also. Apperently "Staff" is some sort of changeling or shape-shifter . . . . I just pretty much assume that "Staff" is Kodiak. "They" say it could be any admin at any time, but I think it's George.

July 12, 2001, 04:19 AM	#3
PreserveFreedom Guest Posts: n/a	weird! "Staff" is starting to sound like that shape shifter in Terminator 2!

July 12, 2001, 08:05 AM	#4
TheBluesMan Moderator Emeritus Join Date: June 15, 1999 Location: Ohio Posts: 7,558	Staff has many personalities. Staff is the embodiment of The High Road. Staff surrounds us and binds us. (like The Force) Staff is an extension of all the members. Staff is man and woman, old and young. Staff is. Staff just is.

July 12, 2001, 02:37 PM	#5
PreserveFreedom Guest Posts: n/a	EEK! Is Staff schitzophrantic? (sp?)

July 12, 2001, 03:48 PM	#6
Mal H Staff Join Date: March 20, 1999 Location: Somewhere in the woods of Northern Virginia Posts: 16,955	Staff is omnipresent and all-knowing. Staff is also a little over worked, just look at how many forums s/he has to moderate. And therefore, yes, Staff is somewhat schizo-frantic.

July 12, 2001, 06:09 PM	#8
Spectre Staff Alumnus Join Date: October 23, 1998 Location: ATL Posts: 3,277	Good one!

July 13, 2001, 05:02 AM	#9
Hal Senior Member Join Date: October 9, 1998 Location: Ohio USA Posts: 8,563	Staff spelled backwards is ffatS. Staff usually appears when the ffatS in the fire(ingline). Staff has a home http://64.135.1.109 (Actually, serious question here. Are SWAT and TFL going to share a common site entrance? Personally, I think it would be kinda neat and efficient if they did. I hit the above by accident the other day when I was fooling around with configuring a Win2000 DNS server here at home.) ffatS is fouled up file allocation tableS. The mysterious entity that deletes days. Thy rod and thy Staff, they comfort me. Thy dor and thy ffatS, they,, Really, I think it would be kinda cool if somehow you could link a .wav file of the old Crazy World of Arthur Brown song in the Staff sig. Ya know, so every time it appears it plays "I am the god of hell fire, and I bring you,,"

July 13, 2001, 05:31 AM	#10
PreserveFreedom Guest Posts: n/a	All your Staff are belong to us?

July 13, 2001, 05:46 AM	#11
Hal Senior Member Join Date: October 9, 1998 Location: Ohio USA Posts: 8,563	hehe

July 13, 2001, 06:41 AM	#12
Bud Helms Senior Member Join Date: December 31, 1999 Location: Middle Georgia, USA Posts: 13,198	What TBM was trying to say is... Staff be. Staff just be.

July 13, 2001, 11:23 AM	#13
Don Gwinn Staff Emeritus Join Date: March 9, 2000 Location: Virden, IL Posts: 5,917	Staff is, and yet Staff is not. Staff is that which, not being, achieves highest being. Seek not Staff, for the seekers shall not find It. In order to find Staff, you must enter the state in which seeking and not seeking are one. Thus spake the Zensunni Master Dave lo, these many years past.

July 13, 2001, 12:01 PM	#15
Staff Staff Join Date: October 6, 1998 Posts: 66	Staff is everywhere but nowhere. TFL Moderators and Admins are Staff but do not have Staph

July 13, 2001, 02:16 PM	#16
Mal H Staff Join Date: March 20, 1999 Location: Somewhere in the woods of Northern Virginia Posts: 16,955	Staff is as Staff does. Bumper sticker: "Staff happens."

July 13, 2001, 03:47 PM	#17
Hal Senior Member Join Date: October 9, 1998 Location: Ohio USA Posts: 8,563	Oh oh, This thread drew the attention of staff, guess we strepped in it good

July 13, 2001, 11:28 PM	#19
Staff Staff Join Date: October 6, 1998 Posts: 66	Just remember Mike, Staff is highly contagious! I don't think Lysol will touch it. Yes, I had a senior moment, but at least I didn't forget my Kahr! If I had only been quick thinking, it would now be my Kahr. Drat. Seriously a great time was had by all. But the details are for another forum.

July 14, 2001, 12:41 AM	#20
PreserveFreedom Guest Posts: n/a	Staff; the other white meat?

July 17, 2001, 01:42 PM	#21
Correia Senior Member Join Date: December 3, 1998 Location: SLC Utah Posts: 3,740	(Set to 1970's music) STAFF! Who's the sex machine with all the chicks? STAFF! Damn right... STAFF!

July 18, 2001, 07:14 PM	#22
C.R.Sam Senior Member Join Date: October 29, 1999 Location: Dewey, AZ Posts: 12,858	Staff is as Staff does. ......Nosredna Mas

July 22, 2001, 05:59 PM	#24
Dennis Staff Emeritus Join Date: November 23, 1998 Location: a small forest in Texas Posts: 7,079	Aw, Mike, not Malstaff. That was Falstaff. You know, the autumn beer that comes right after Summerstaff. 'Course there's always the inept flag-waver: HalfStaff. Then there was the distant Gypsy cousin named Rollingstaff (who gathered no moss) and his Mom and two sisters name Distaff (siblings of Darrel and Darrel) who aren't with dis-staff but might be part of dat-staff. Come to think of it, wasn't Malstaff the one who was often ill? Jesooee mal? I think he was on the FrenchStaff. Yuck! DishereStaff is as contagious as datdareStaph!

July 22, 2001, 07:22 PM	#25
Mal H Staff Join Date: March 20, 1999 Location: Somewhere in the woods of Northern Virginia Posts: 16,955	"... wasn't Malstaff the one who was often ill?" No, you're thinking of the guy that was always sick as a seahorse - Mal duh mare. Me, I'm simply Malcontent.