Schtuff Hits the Fan Rifle - Page 3

tahoe2 · December 30, 2011, 10:08 PM

freakin funny! Glad he didn't say anything about mausers. I would be crushed !

FairWarning · December 30, 2011, 10:59 PM

Priceless.

Onward Allusion · December 30, 2011, 11:30 PM

Bookmarked for posterity!

Hat · January 16, 2012, 04:40 AM

Hahaha, that's a great way of looking at it, everything sucks, in its own special way XD

Ignition Override · January 23, 2012, 03:59 AM

Luckily the author never handled or used a Spanish FR8.

Any satire by him would seriously upset my superficial, fragile ego (which is closely connected to my choice of guns), and cause a serious "loss of face".
Hasta luego, auf wiederschauen...

Picher · February 5, 2012, 10:11 AM

It seems that some folks won't be happy unless they have a pocket-sized, silenced handgun that shoots a round as powerful as a .30-06, the recoil of a .22 Short and a magazine capacity of a belt-fed machine gun.

Everything else is compromise.

mradam · February 9, 2012, 09:15 PM

Awesome!

sir_n0thing · February 15, 2012, 10:33 PM

One of the funniest things I've read in ages! Thanks to the OP!

Herr Walther · February 15, 2012, 11:35 PM

OMG that was funny!

riggins_83 · February 15, 2012, 11:50 PM

Quote:

The MINI-14:

Could be a good rifle, but it’s not black.

It's available in black too....

silvermane_1 · February 21, 2012, 02:25 AM

interesting silly little satire, but have to give respect to "dan" that resopnded to it, because like he said he used some of the weponds and trusted them with his life in combat.

LateNightFlight · February 29, 2012, 12:30 AM

Holy gun smoke, Batman! That's freakin' hilarious!

Mini 14 but it's not black enough? One can of Krylon and 15 seconds... Black as it could ever be

dayman · March 18, 2012, 09:57 AM

"hordes of trees" too funny.

Sheikyourbootie · March 18, 2012, 05:06 PM

I feel left out that my "Appalachian AR" lever action was left out.

BusGunner007 · April 30, 2012, 09:25 AM

Good read!

Gunnut17 · May 5, 2012, 03:30 PM

Whoever wrote that ruled out every pistol/revolver cartridge I know.

tayronachan · June 2, 2012, 03:15 PM

Wow, thousands of dollars in rifles and handguns, and I don't have one that's worth...poodle poop. LOL!

dcobler · June 15, 2012, 11:33 AM

I cant help but go back and read this every once in a while, and it still makes me laugh.... and cry a little.

stevedscross · November 25, 2012, 10:15 PM

Man I am in trouble now cause I can't figure out which one I fit in. if I own an M1, M1A, FAL, and AR15 does that mean I will or won't survive the rabbit zombie attacks? LOL, was very funny though. love the part about the paper targets defending their woodland brothers, :0

Dr Big Bird PhD · November 29, 2012, 01:14 AM

My favorite part was the .308s

December 30, 2011, 10:59 PM	#52
FairWarning Senior Member Join Date: September 9, 2008 Location: GA Posts: 689	Priceless. __________________ 1944 Mauser byf K98 8mm, K31 7.5 x 55 Swiss, Rem M700 Classic 8mm, 1920s Colt New Service .45 LC, Browning Hi-Power and HK P7 in 9mm, SAIGA .308 22", SKS 7.62x39mm, S&W 686 Plus 6" and Taurus 617 2" in .357 Mag, Ruger MkIII Target 5.5" BB .22LR, Mossberg 500 & Marlin 120 in 12 GA, etc.

December 30, 2011, 11:30 PM	#53
Onward Allusion Senior Member Join Date: November 17, 2009 Location: IN Posts: 1,476	Bookmarked for posterity! __________________ "With great power, there must also come great responsibility." - Stan Lee "All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke

January 23, 2012, 03:59 AM	#55
Ignition Override Senior Member Join Date: February 18, 2008 Posts: 1,552	Luckily the author never handled or used a Spanish FR8. Any satire by him would seriously upset my superficial, fragile ego (which is closely connected to my choice of guns), and cause a serious "loss of face". Hasta luego, auf wiederschauen... Last edited by Ignition Override; January 24, 2012 at 04:04 AM.

February 5, 2012, 10:11 AM	#56
Picher Senior Member Join Date: December 14, 2004 Location: Maine Posts: 2,310	It seems that some folks won't be happy unless they have a pocket-sized, silenced handgun that shoots a round as powerful as a .30-06, the recoil of a .22 Short and a magazine capacity of a belt-fed machine gun. Everything else is compromise. __________________ If I can't be with the rifle I love, I love the rifle I'm with!!

February 15, 2012, 10:33 PM	#58
sir_n0thing Senior Member Join Date: February 27, 2011 Location: WI, USA Posts: 248	One of the funniest things I've read in ages! Thanks to the OP! __________________ You can take the Texan out of Texas, but you can't take Texas out of the Texan.

December 30, 2011, 10:08 PM	#51
tahoe2 Senior Member Join Date: August 13, 2011 Location: Seattle area Posts: 371	freakin funny! Glad he didn't say anything about mausers. I would be crushed !

January 16, 2012, 04:40 AM	#54
Hat Junior Member Join Date: January 8, 2012 Location: Texas Posts: 12	Hahaha, that's a great way of looking at it, everything sucks, in its own special way XD

February 9, 2012, 09:15 PM	#57
mradam Junior Member Join Date: October 26, 2008 Posts: 9	Awesome!

February 15, 2012, 11:35 PM	#59
Herr Walther Senior Member Join Date: April 10, 2001 Location: A Place Worse than California Posts: 657	OMG that was funny! __________________ "It was people who upheld their duties to their office, the constitution, and the public by opposing Hitler who were called traitors" ------------------------------------- "...a historian asked what had happened to the German people for them to accept a criminal government. Unfortunately, nothing needed to happen. In nations across the world people accept government crime." ------------------------------------- "In democracies as well as dictatorships, subordinates illegally obey their rulers. Subordinates who remain true to their oaths of office by opposing their rulers are rare."

February 21, 2012, 02:25 AM	#61
silvermane_1 Senior Member Join Date: November 6, 2011 Location: Burien,WA Posts: 218	interesting silly little satire, but have to give respect to "dan" that resopnded to it, because like he said he used some of the weponds and trusted them with his life in combat.

February 29, 2012, 12:30 AM	#62
LateNightFlight Senior Member Join Date: November 23, 2007 Location: Central Missouri Posts: 535	Holy gun smoke, Batman! That's freakin' hilarious! Mini 14 but it's not black enough? One can of Krylon and 15 seconds... Black as it could ever be

March 18, 2012, 09:57 AM	#63
dayman Senior Member Join Date: April 18, 2011 Location: the north woods Posts: 675	"hordes of trees" too funny.

March 18, 2012, 05:06 PM	#64
Sheikyourbootie Senior Member Join Date: June 6, 2010 Posts: 276	I feel left out that my "Appalachian AR" lever action was left out.

April 30, 2012, 09:25 AM	#65
BusGunner007 Senior Member Join Date: December 14, 2001 Location: Upper Left Coast Posts: 2,037	Good read! __________________ "...if you're not havin' fun, you're workin'..."

May 5, 2012, 03:30 PM	#66
Gunnut17 Senior Member Join Date: April 21, 2012 Location: Earth Posts: 392	Whoever wrote that ruled out every pistol/revolver cartridge I know. __________________ ________(====()_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-, I_iiiii__/'''''''''[{]''''''''{_)_)_)_)_)_}======== "\|Pistol calibers\| all suck, so pick the one you shoot best."

June 2, 2012, 03:15 PM	#67
tayronachan Junior Member Join Date: May 8, 2012 Location: NE North Carolina Posts: 10	Wow, thousands of dollars in rifles and handguns, and I don't have one that's worth...poodle poop. LOL!

June 15, 2012, 11:33 AM	#68
dcobler Senior Member Join Date: December 31, 2008 Location: Oklahoma, America Posts: 284	I cant help but go back and read this every once in a while, and it still makes me laugh.... and cry a little. __________________ "Be kind, be courteous, and have a plan to kill everybody you meet."

November 25, 2012, 10:15 PM	#69
stevedscross Member Join Date: June 5, 2010 Location: Michigan Posts: 46	Man I am in trouble now cause I can't figure out which one I fit in. if I own an M1, M1A, FAL, and AR15 does that mean I will or won't survive the rabbit zombie attacks? LOL, was very funny though. love the part about the paper targets defending their woodland brothers, :0

November 29, 2012, 01:14 AM	#70
Dr Big Bird PhD Senior Member Join Date: October 26, 2012 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 656	My favorite part was the .308s __________________ I told the new me, "Meet me at the bus station and hold a sign that reads: 'Today is the first day of the rest of your life.'" But the old me met me with a sign that read: "Welcome back." Who you are is not a function of where you are. -Off Minor