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Old October 27, 2008, 09:50 PM   #1
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How to kill an elephant

How do you kill a purple elephant? Use a purple elephant gun. How do you kill a gray elephant? Strangle it until it turns purple and then shoot it with the purple elephant gun haha get it
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Old October 28, 2008, 08:39 PM   #2
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How do ya kill a thread??
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Old October 28, 2008, 08:42 PM   #3
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lol
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Old October 29, 2008, 12:12 AM   #4
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Drink some purple kool-aid and shoot it with a glock.
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Old October 29, 2008, 05:00 PM   #5
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Old October 29, 2008, 10:46 PM   #6
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you didnt make it clear on how to choke the elphant
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Old October 30, 2008, 12:01 AM   #7
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I'm not sure about the chemistry involved, but if you drink enough grape kool-ade, your feces turn an alarming shade of almost day-glo green...

Personally, I like the elephant gun joke. I'm going to use it on the 10 year old. Who doubtless will use it on everyone else within range.
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Old October 30, 2008, 03:43 PM   #8
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So, ummmm.....you've never heard a woman exclaim, "Oh My GAWD, that thing is big enough to choke an elephant!" before? Maybe I'm just unusually......nevermind
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Old October 30, 2008, 03:53 PM   #9
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