|June 30, 2005, 11:44 AM||#76|
Join Date: December 20, 2000
another funny from mallninja.com
The Official Mall Ninja Ballad
(To be sung, at the top of the voice, at all times, to the tune of "The Ballad of the Green Beret").
Security badges upon their chests
Security men America's best
Ogling chicks selling lemonade
These are Mall Ninja Brigade
Tactical sneakers on their feet
Ninjas ready for CQB
Ninjatsu they know by heart
Bought training manuals from WalMart
MP5's hanging from their sides
Infra-red on, they can see her thighs
Retail security is Ninjas' game
In polyester pants they are never lame
Uniforms got white sugar dust
One more donut their guts will bust
Patrolling mall in little golf cart
'Cuz the food court is just too far
In the morning they break down doors
Busting theirs and saving yours
They all finished the seventh grade
Only these are Mall Ninja Brigade...
Credit for this bit of clever witticism goes to "Javak". The unofficial word from the field agents in his area, is that he will be eliminated without delay.
You can have my gun after I shoot you.
|June 30, 2005, 03:03 PM||#77|
Join Date: January 8, 2002
we sometimes call them "holster sniffers"
Truth knows no political correctness.
I do not aim with my hand.......
|June 30, 2005, 10:00 PM||#78|
Join Date: November 20, 2004
I'm glad that clears that up. I thought a mall ninja was like my neigbors old lady headed for the mall with three credit cards---more dangerous than any of the aforementioned.