Should the man come knocking @ my door with the intention of gathering my guns my reply would be something along these lines.
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Umm... no sir.. all of those weapons that I had were either sold off, given away as gifts, or stolen but I can't recall too many of the details off hand....but I no longer have them...
If that wasn't good enough then I would put my self through peace officer training school simply to be part of the gang that will always be allowed to have them.
Roach