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Vampires for the banning of wooden stakes and the licensing of stores that sell dowels!
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Well, duh. We have to keep the vampires safe so they can keep making
Twilight movies to entertain the wee drunken children!
While we're at it, I think that the supply of silver on the market is grossly under-regulated. Won't someone think of the wee little werewolves?