Well, like all good boy scouts, I carry an Uzi in one of those shoot through holsters Chuck Norris had, a pair of ivory handled 1911s in a New York Reload rig at the small of my back, an M-29 in shoulder leather on the off side, a Chief's Special in an ankle holster to augment my fanny pack full of Glock 26s, a Cold Steel folder for light cutting work and to back up my K-Bar, and 2 Bond arms Texas Defenders; one up each sleeve. I back this up with a .22 zip-gun stuffed up my fundament for deep cover work
This last one impedes movement more so than all the others combined, but gives me the warm fuzzy feeling of being well armed within, as well as without!