Why answer the door? Well, I love hassling Mormons or LDS folks. I know the Book better than they do... Assign homework, invite them back. They never come back. I think some convert. I also love hassling telemarketers and surveys.... Long frustrating conversations... I make THEM disconnect.
Quote "Well I can't say whether I prefer A over B"
"Well sir you have to choose"
"No I don't"
"But my sheet requires it"
"Well, that isn't my problem is it?"
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