Well the one with six CR123s and 2,700 lumens isn't that bad. Still not pocket carry material(!) but a small belt rig, no problem. It's a lot smaller than Maurice that will be left back stateside
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I think having it engraved "ChavChaser 9000" is probably a bad idea
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Anyways. Question remains, what happens when you hit somebody with this class of light at night?