Denny, please be advised that the flowered-shirt requirement is only applicable to Kalifornians who should stick to hot rods, surfing and beach volleyball magazine side of their corporation instead of writing about imaginary goats, the "punishing" recoil of .44 magnums, or being photographed pointing guns at their heads. You, as a hairy-chested square-stater, have no dress code other than a big, silly hat and pointy little elf boots (as the festivities permit).