LOL Mike, I understand your sentiment, although I'm sure some L frame fans may be upset!
I used to own a 6" M586; it was crazy accurate, but it had some Bangor Punta QA/QC problems- the finish on the upper frame and one spot on the barrel looked like it had been polished with sandpaper- and the gun was an absolute boat anchor that was impossible for me to carry comfortably. I never really warmed up to it, realized I liked shooting my 4" K frames more, and sold it.