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Fred and Joe were out huntin one day, and Joe had to take a piss. He stepped around some shrubbery, pulled it out and started pissin on a rocky bank when he was suddenly bitten on the end of his dick by a rattlesnake. Shrieking in pain and fear, he started running and jumping around. Fred got him calmed down, found out what happened, and ran back to the truck to get help. He grabbed his cell phone, called the doctor, told him his buddy had got bit by a rattler,and asked what to do. The doctor told him that he had to suck the venom out of the bite. He ran back to where Joe was laying down, and told him that he had gotten a hold of the doctor.
"What did he say?" asked Joe.
"He said you're gonna die"
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