They'll take you alive after they shoot you and your friend, kill your dog, your son, and your wife while she holds your daughter, and then give a medal to everybody involved. Oh, we're talking Full-Auto, not Short Barreled Shotguns. Wonder what they do for that? OHHHHHhhhhh, I remember. They'll shoot you, your wives, dozens of your friends, tear gas children, smash your house with a tank while you are inside, and then burn everything and everybody to cover the evidence.
Would be funny if it weren't true.
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