I'd like to buy a pair of tennis shoes.
Tennis shoes? Strictly speaking no ones made a tennis shoe since Billy Jean king was playing.
Who?
No one makes a tennis shoe anymore.
What's that on my foot then?
That's a worn out variation on the low top basket ball shoe made popular by Bill Russell and sold by Nike some years back.
Ok. Have any of these?
No. No one makes them anymore.
No one makes Nikes?
No. No one makes variations of the Bill Russell shoe. Were you looking for a Nike?
Well if that's all that's left...sure!
Sorry no true Nike has been made since the company moved production to China.
Look man, where's the next nearest shoe store?
No true shoe has been made for many years now. You see..
Ah, nuts to this see ya later...
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