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Old October 8, 2005, 09:11 AM   #2
Art Eatman
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Join Date: November 13, 1998
Location: Terlingua, TX; Thomasville, GA
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Sort through camping gear. Sharpen knives. Think up new old lies to tell around campfire.

Clean up hunt camp. Repair any stands/blinds. Remember past successes and forget failures unless it was somebody else. Scout around hunt area, checking for tracks, scrapes and rubs. Lay in firewood. Lay in a bit of booze to lubricate tongue for lies.

Get hunting license. Get groceries. "Seventeen cases of beer and one loaf of bread? Wottinell are we gonna do with all that bread?" Adjust spring on scale so it reads twenty pounds heavier when weighing deer. Remember another good story for campfire. Get more firewood.

And sit down and try to remember whatcha forgot--BEFORE opening day!

, Art
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