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now the only time i hit condition red is when wildalaska approaches the all-you-can-eat buffet line ahead of me. i throw chopsticks at him to slow down his approach to the shrimp, crab legs, and mussels. and god forbid he try to cut in line at the ice cream machine! i can gut a man 31 different ways with a plastic spoon!
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Nice. Half chewed green salad spewed on screen. You clean it up.
Wildnobuffetsforme13poundsandfallingAlaska