That's nothing, how about this. :P
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/...224740937.html
Play time hero, or menace to society?
If I was the OT's kid, I'd be more upset about being interrupted in the lunch line. It's bad enough figuring out what cafeteria food won't kill you to also have to deal with someone taking offense when none is meant and distracting me from that.