The best part was that he recommended it for an earthquake.
I grew up in Houston where earthquakes don't exist. Does that mean I don't need a shotgun there?
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I told the new me,
"Meet me at the bus station and hold a sign that reads: 'Today is the first day of the rest of your life.'"
But the old me met me with a sign that read: "Welcome back."
Who you are is not a function of where you are. -Off Minor
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